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i had an issue with a skoda octavia that the windows would open, often fully at odd times like middle of night, and you'd find car soaking wet. too ages to get a fix, and it turned out to be the key fobs, which were reprogrammed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
I'm glad my car has no autonomous 'user aids'. It's so basic, I don't have gauges apart from fuel and speedo, no electric mirrors, remote locking or annoying servicing advisories either. I'd have done without electric windows too if I could. It's all just stuff to go wrong.
oh, i like all my gadgets:eyebrows: like at moment, i put something in bin and saw the orange light on bonnet on.. means the car is topping up the 12v system battery with the traction battery, or at least checking if it needs it. it takes very little from the traction but a full 12v one is good as it runs all the low level stuff as in an ice car. (thats the theory only of course lol)Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
currently ive spent about half what i would have in fuel for mileage on last car which was fairly good efficiency wise, so cant complain there. just pay for it differently..
I feel a bit sorry for Travelodge, when their resident smart hoover would rather kip under a hedge. I spent a night in a Travelodge last year, and it really wasn't that bad. I had to go over the road to a Premier Inn for breakfast though.Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Two men take corpse into Irish post office to claim dead man’s pension
Deceased man ‘propped up’ by two men as they walked into the building in County Carlow on Friday morning
Gardaí have launched an investigation after two men carried a dead body into an Irish post office in an apparent attempt to claim his pension.
The deceased pensioner was described in reports as being “propped up” by the men as they walked into the building in County Carlow on Friday morning.
The outlandish series of events began when one of the men entered the post office at about 11.30am on Friday, asking to collect a pension payment for an older man, the Irish Times reported. He was refused, with staff informing him that the pensioner would have to be present in order for the money to be handed over.
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The man returned soon after with two other men, one of whom was in his 60s and appeared to be being supported by the two others. The younger men asked to be given his pension payment.
No cash was handed over and the two men fled the scene, abandoning the man’s body after a woman who had become suspicious raised the alarm with a staff member. The deceased man is reported to have been well known to the men who had been carrying his body.
Gardaí said they were investigating “all the circumstances surrounding the unexplained death of an elderly male in the Carlow area”. A postmortem will be conducted.
Only in Ireland:eek:
A few years ago, Mrs. P followed an old Fiesta along a section of flooded road, and our car (a nearly new Astra) packed up at the deepest point. The Fiesta buggered off and was never seen again.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Everything on the Astra died. With the central locking on, so the doors would not open. Also the electric windows wouldn't operate, but Anita had her window half down and this bloke in waders managed to drag her through the gap. Insurance wrote the car off.
This is the origin of the saying "It is easier for Anita to go through the window of an Astra than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God".
scary.. a window smasher/ belt cutter is worth carrying in vehicleQuote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
And a machete. Under the driver's seat.
Comes as standard at Chorley dealerships.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
latest version of 'The Code' has outlawed them alas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca