Having a 'shaven haven' winking at you is all very nice, but probably not what nature intended...then again nature has decided that us old folk's survival depends on hairy ears and nostrils, and a bald head. So balls to nature. :(
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Having a 'shaven haven' winking at you is all very nice, but probably not what nature intended...then again nature has decided that us old folk's survival depends on hairy ears and nostrils, and a bald head. So balls to nature. :(
Whats wrong with old guys ?. Should be used to em being a member here.
Exactly! And my member's as good as anybody's - just the rest of me that's dropping to bits.Quote:
Originally Posted by tapid
Actually I happen to like 'older' guys, I always have, but the ones on the aforementioned beach are just too old, even for me... ;)
How old is "too old"? Lucky for me Anita likes older guys too, I've had an 11 year head start :)
Well upto 10'ish years older than myself is just fine...maybe older if they are still sexy... or at least sexy thinking I guess...;)
Look at that, you've kept me past my bedtime again! And me Horlicks has gone cold so thanks for that. The trouble with an old fogey like me is that I wake at 6.30am every day, no matter how late I get to my pit.
And I'll probably dream about pubes in my cocoa again :(
Ooops sorry about that Steve... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Unfortunately I don't sleep much
Not forgetting in a pool of stone-cold wee, and after having had weird dreams about hedgehogs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Marco.
Oh I hope not - there's enough pricks when we're awake!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Lol... Anything with a pulse, able to maintain a 'woody' for more than ten seconds, without it flopping like a wilted cucumber, eh?:D;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
In all seriousness though, if I were single, no way would I be targeting 63-year old women, no matter how 'sexy', unless they looked (and acted) 20 years younger!:eek:
Marco [doesn't do granny-bashing].
Haha - well isn't that what your good lady always tells you in bed: 'I just felt a little prick, so was that you or the cat?':eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex_UK
Marco.
A spooky binary Bush. Sounds like fun
Seriously, I do not think that either condition or sexiness are directly related to age, though there is a correlation.
On a bus going to Brighton, when I was about 57 I met a lady of 72 and she was both in good condition, and sexy because she was 'alive', but there are many that look half dead at 40.
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Originally Posted by Marco
Don't have a cat so it must have been my little prick! :lol:
Tee-hee... Or maybe in the dark she put the dildo in back to front?:hmm::eyebrows:
Marco.
Don't knock it unless you've tried it! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Hey Dennis, if it was Brighton, are you sure it wasn't a ladyboy?:D;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharos
I agree with you about the 'half-dead at 40' thing...
Some women (and men) always look (and act) old before their time. I can't stand that, and indeed it's so unsexy! You see them often on TV talent shows, and after divulging their age, you think to yourself 'Jeez, you're the same age as me, but look older than my dad!' However, yes, some older men and women can still have sex appeal at an age where that wouldn't normally be expected.
For a women, things such as, class, self-confidence, femininity and how she dresses and 'carries' herself [deportment, as it was once called], especially if she still has a nice figure (with curves in the right places), can make her 'sexy', well into her latter years, even if she's not necessarily blessed with natural good looks.
The problem these days is that even among younger women, few possess those qualities - they've either got self-esteem issues, or suffer from some other form of social media-related personality disorder, parental neglect, and/or are more butch looking than Desperate Dan!:doh:
Common as muck/thick as mince, pint-swilling, ill-mannered, jogging bottom-clad, tattooed 'ladettes', with more 'issues' than an army of homeless people selling copies of The Big Issue, are not sexy - at ANY age!!:nono:
Marco.
I'll avoid your parties then from now on:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Alex_UK
Marco.
Actually no I'm very choosy and most men I don't find attractive at all... I especially don't like the pretty boy look if you know what I mean... don't get me wrong I like guys my own age, and less, as well :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
You dodged a bullet there Alex - the last thing you need is Marco turning up with his equestrian-grade "toys" and frightening off all but the most capacious of your guests.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Did you know that Lloyds Bank turned down his loan application when they twigged that he was just after the cardboard cut out in the window? Some dark forces at play there - as I said, well dodged :)
If you don't like pretty boys you should consider Chorley for your next holiday, you'll be well catered for. In fact Peter Jackson is using Chorley for the location shots for his next film "The Hobbit and the Desolation of Club 58-70" :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
It's Saturday night, is anyone else at home watching Pee-wee's big holiday on Netflix?
Or anything that could be considered less adventurous and exciting but still enjoying the hell out of it anyway? :)
I was watching the footie.
I use a Waterman. Before that it was a Parker and before that a Schaeffer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex_UK
(Yes I know - I'm about 20 posts behind everyone else!)
So was I, but I think watching Pee-wee's Big Holiday might have been more exciting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
What's more exciting than winning the European Cup? Are you nuts?Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe
Er, getting an extra hour's kip in the morning?Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
I pray for you in your darkness.
The Waterman's look really nice but the trouble when buying a lot of fountain pens is that they don't do an italic nib, they aren't that common, and I can't write properly if it's not a straight italic nibQuote:
Originally Posted by Barry
I hardly write with a pen any more, but my favourite is my Waterman L'Etalon in black lacquer and gold trim. I've also got a L'Etalon Mechanical pencil in brown/silver - I hate having to sharpen a pencil! With a mechanical one, there's always plenty of lead in it! :eyebrows:
Sometimes I write italic (what we used to call at school 'real writing') and sometimes I print, depending on mood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
My mother always wrote in italics, and I learned in order to forge absence letters for school. My forgeries were quite convincing, but the school did eventually twig as I was fundamentally honest - I should have written that I was ill or had a dentist appointment, instead of saying I was at my friend's house enjoying Pink Floyd and a bit of Red Leb :)
Think that is what my Waterman is, save the lacquer is more of a gunmetal colour. It was given to me by my now late parents; one of the last Christmas presents from them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex_UK
I used it at work and at home but sadly I 'lost' it about six years later. Looked everywhere, couldn't find it and thought about buying a replacement. The exact same model was no longer made and I was surprised as to the cost quality fountain pens (at least £100).
Then, approximately ten years later, whilst redecorating the main bedroom, mirabile dictu I found the pen. It had rolled under one of the bedside cabinets, which being part of the headboard, was a bit of a permanent fixture. You can well imagine my joy at being reunited with something having much sentimental value, as well as relief from the sense of guilt I felt loosing it in the first place.
Safe to say it now resides in my desk drawer and is well looked after.
Lovely story Barry, I can well imagine how pleased you were to have it back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
Nice one Barry..
I cannot justify spending a lot on an italic fountain pen as, of course, it's not used much these days..
I'd love to try a Pilot 78G but I can only get them in a green colour and I can't stand green....
Anyone else like a bit of sexting ? :eyebrows:
I don't think sailors have used those for years, it's all GPS these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
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Originally Posted by stairpost
:rfl:
Nice one Rich....
Isn't it a book by Henry Miller?
Sorry, I couldn't resist :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
Seriously though does anyone else 'partake' ?
I find it a bit of fun.... 'Whats App' is the way to go ...
Can't get on with whatsapp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
I'd rather whisper sweet nothings in person then you can pop off to bed :eyebrows:
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Originally Posted by Roy S
:rfl:
So nobody wants to admit to having any fun while texting.. I cannot be the only one surely ;)
What about an anklet chain....
I wear rings, neck chains and earings so I thought the only thing I don't wear is an anklet so I now have one but I cannot decide about it... it looks quite nice especially against my tanned legs/ankles but wondered what you guys think about it..
Days are getting long... Aye, aye. [emoji848]
Expecting a This Thread Is Worthless Without Piccies Now, from Marco ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
I think the anklet chain is a good idea - give guys advance notice that you're approaching, so they can either mentally prepare for what happens next, or make a run for it :D Only kidding, most blokes would welcome the sound, a bit like how dogs can learn to associate a 'clicker' with getting a treat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
As for thumb rings, well I have to say I'm a big fan, for reasons I'm not prepared to post on this particular forum :eyebrows:
Sexting is something that has never been a part of my life, as the circumstances of my move form one monogamous relationship to my current one had nothing to do with 'straying'. I can see the appeal though, and if I was single I would probably be all over it. I can imagine you would be very eloquent in this respect, and I look forward to the book coming out :)
Well my anklet is very discreet and quite pretty I think and certainly doesn’t make any noise so it’s not going to give any ‘advanced notice’
I know exactly why you like thumb rings Steve but I won’t post about that either
As I’m single I don’t see anything wrong texting for a bit of fun
Who's saying it's wrong now?
I hate texts personally, never use them unless I have to. Sexts I have no experience of.