https://dai.ly/xxp0w7
Not heard this for years. Nice to have it with pictures lol... Might offend someone :rolleyes:
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https://dai.ly/xxp0w7
Not heard this for years. Nice to have it with pictures lol... Might offend someone :rolleyes:
He's just started ....
msg 1000
Where on earth did that come from?! lol!
LMAO :lol:
You know what really boils my piss?
The high setting on the microwave.
That put a smile on my face. :)
Two wind turbines in a field. One asks the other 'Do you like music?'
'Yes', replies the other, 'I'm a big metal fan'
:D
https://youtu.be/neLn8iQWYxE
Some hilarious pictures that give you a double take
Sad git, why can't he choose his own music :scratch:
:rolleyes:
This is tragic in reality, but you can't help seeing the funny side ....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-hospital.html
One cant help but laugh when its not you or yours ;), but its the dangers they dont tell people. The wife had that op years ago, and it infected her internally. she got poisoned by fumes from a faulty laser gas extraction pump.
Bet it gave the doctor a fright :stalks:
I just stumbled across this: http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/london-stereotypes
Pretty accurate and funny. Especially if you know London.
:rfl::rfl::rfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Oddball
Think we all know him ;)
That yours Anto? :D
Cheeky!!!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
You bad lad RichB :D
Passed a jewelers shop in the high street today with a sign saying 'watch batteries £3.50'
What a rip off! I've plenty at home I can observe for free.
Heard the same shop was giving away their old used batteries for free too?Quote:
Originally Posted by RichB
Free?
Yeah...no charge.
I've just pulled up on the drive to see a thieving b*stard run out of our back door and jump the fence.
The wife must have put up a good fight though, she was naked, drenched in sweat and could hardly walk.
On Saturday my friend underwent a painful procedure that required him to have his spine and both testicles removed.
Still, he got some great wedding presents though.
Spoke to our postman today who said he's going on holidays to Spain. He didn't seem impressed when I suggested he goes to Parcelona.
I guess the secret to a good postman joke is the delivery.
Great gags in this still game 5 minuter .:D
https://youtu.be/YFv3z3p4Qes?t=163
Yo Richie, don't get what's funny about all that dancing pish! :scratch:
Marco.
:popcorn: :popcorn:
Marco.
What do electric trains and women breasts have in common ?
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They where originally intended for children
but its the men who play with them the most. :D
Are you kidding me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
It's just folk dance of various kinds with techno put on it. Cracks me up every time. My sense of humour can be a bit odd like. I don't really go for as much toilet humor or smut as others do.
10*stars* Anto. hilarious ;)
Did you notice this in there too?
http://www.rotherhambugle.com/2016/1...cking-contest/
I did, and you have to feel for Maureen Todd from Ingshead Avenue, who ordered the new sofa from Shit Stuff On Tick in Parkgate two weeks ago and isnt getting it b4 xmas... a social disaster apparently :D
All this talk of beard amps reminded me of this classic
https://youtu.be/bU64GI0Aj3A
Although, maybe this one is too close to the truth to be funny?Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
http://www.rotherhambugle.com/2016/1...major-success/
Too right Peter, too close to the truth :mental:
Lol
It would be funny if someone also fitted a small bomb. Adams = c**t, but not useful.
Ha - that applies to the hot air spouted by ANY politician, especially if they're Tory - and they also spout shit from the other end! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stratmangler
Bring on SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE - the sooner, the better!! :yay:
Marco.
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
Next to the paper roll were four buttons marked WW, WA, PP and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!!"
So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my clothes."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl : "But father, he had AIDS"
Toyah Wilcox and Jonathan Ross break into a distillery.
Jonathan asks "Is this whisky?"
Toyah replies "Yeth, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank"