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  1. #1021
    Join Date: Jul 2014

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    I'm Anto.

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    You bad lad RichB
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  2. #1022
    Join Date: Nov 2011

    Location: Newcastle UK

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    I'm Rich.

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    Passed a jewelers shop in the high street today with a sign saying 'watch batteries £3.50'

    What a rip off! I've plenty at home I can observe for free.
    One of these days... I'm going to cut you into little pieces.

  3. #1023
    Join Date: Oct 2008

    Location: Glasgowshire

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    I'm Gary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichB View Post
    Passed a jewelers shop in the high street today with a sign saying 'watch batteries £3.50'

    What a rip off! I've plenty at home I can observe for free.
    Heard the same shop was giving away their old used batteries for free too?

    Free?
    Yeah...no charge.
    Ok with not having it on Betamax nowadays

  4. #1024
    Join Date: May 2012

    Location: Eastbourne UK

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    I'm Geoffrey.

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    I've just pulled up on the drive to see a thieving b*stard run out of our back door and jump the fence.
    The wife must have put up a good fight though, she was naked, drenched in sweat and could hardly walk.


    On Saturday my friend underwent a painful procedure that required him to have his spine and both testicles removed.
    Still, he got some great wedding presents though.

  5. #1025
    Join Date: Nov 2011

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    Spoke to our postman today who said he's going on holidays to Spain. He didn't seem impressed when I suggested he goes to Parcelona.

    I guess the secret to a good postman joke is the delivery.
    One of these days... I'm going to cut you into little pieces.

  6. #1026
    Join Date: Nov 2011

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    I'm Rich.

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    One of these days... I'm going to cut you into little pieces.

  7. #1027
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    I'm Rich.

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    One of these days... I'm going to cut you into little pieces.

  8. #1028
    Join Date: Feb 2013

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    I'm Grant.

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    Great gags in this still game 5 minuter .

    Regards,
    Grant .... ؠ ......Don't be such a big girl's blouse

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work
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    Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?

    “Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".

    “You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”

    "You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”

    “There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”


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  9. #1029
    Join Date: Jan 2008

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    Yo Richie, don't get what's funny about all that dancing pish!

    Marco.
    Main System

    Turntable: Heavily-modified Technics SL-1210MK5G [Mike New bearing/ETP platter/Paul Hynes SR7 PSU & regulator mods]. Funk Firm APM Achromat with Nagaoka GL-601 Crystal Record Weight. Isonoe feet & boots. Ortofon RS-212D tonearm with Denon DL-103GL, in a Denon PCL-300 headshell, fitted with Funk Firm Houdini and Kondo SL-115 pure-silver cartridge leads.

    Paul Hynes MC head amp/SR5 PSU. Also modded Lentek head amp and Denon AU-310 SUT.

    Other Cartridges: Nippon Columbia (NOS 1987) Denon DL-103. USA-made Shure SC35C with NOS stylus. Goldring G820 with NOS stylus. Shure M55E with NOS stylus.

    CD Player: Audiocom-modified Sony X-777ES/DAS-R1 DAC.

    Tape Deck: Tandberg TCD 310, fully restored and recalibrated as new by RDE, plus upgraded with heads from the TCD-420a. Also with matching TM4 Norway microphones.

    Preamps: Heavily-modified Croft Charisma-X. Power Amps: Tube Distinctions Copper Amp, fitted with Tungsol KT-150s. Quad 306.

    Cables & Sundries: Mark Grant HDX1 interconnects and digital coaxial cable, plus Mark Grant 6mm UP-LCOFC Van Damme speaker cable. MCRU 'Ultimate' mains leads. Lehmann clone headphone amp with vintage Koss PRO-4AAA headphones.

    Tube Distinctions digital noise filter. VPI HW16.5 record cleaning machine.

    Speakers: Tannoy 15MGs in Lockwood cabinets with modified crossovers. 1967 Celestion Ditton 15.

  10. #1030
    Join Date: Jan 2008

    Location: Wrexham, North Wales, UK

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    Marco.
    Main System

    Turntable: Heavily-modified Technics SL-1210MK5G [Mike New bearing/ETP platter/Paul Hynes SR7 PSU & regulator mods]. Funk Firm APM Achromat with Nagaoka GL-601 Crystal Record Weight. Isonoe feet & boots. Ortofon RS-212D tonearm with Denon DL-103GL, in a Denon PCL-300 headshell, fitted with Funk Firm Houdini and Kondo SL-115 pure-silver cartridge leads.

    Paul Hynes MC head amp/SR5 PSU. Also modded Lentek head amp and Denon AU-310 SUT.

    Other Cartridges: Nippon Columbia (NOS 1987) Denon DL-103. USA-made Shure SC35C with NOS stylus. Goldring G820 with NOS stylus. Shure M55E with NOS stylus.

    CD Player: Audiocom-modified Sony X-777ES/DAS-R1 DAC.

    Tape Deck: Tandberg TCD 310, fully restored and recalibrated as new by RDE, plus upgraded with heads from the TCD-420a. Also with matching TM4 Norway microphones.

    Preamps: Heavily-modified Croft Charisma-X. Power Amps: Tube Distinctions Copper Amp, fitted with Tungsol KT-150s. Quad 306.

    Cables & Sundries: Mark Grant HDX1 interconnects and digital coaxial cable, plus Mark Grant 6mm UP-LCOFC Van Damme speaker cable. MCRU 'Ultimate' mains leads. Lehmann clone headphone amp with vintage Koss PRO-4AAA headphones.

    Tube Distinctions digital noise filter. VPI HW16.5 record cleaning machine.

    Speakers: Tannoy 15MGs in Lockwood cabinets with modified crossovers. 1967 Celestion Ditton 15.

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