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09-05-2021, 17:49
Marco

Well-chilled only, I hope, and straight out the can!:D

So do you save the Vimto for your kebabs?

Marco.
09-05-2021, 18:53
Barry

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Originally Posted by Marco

Jeez - why the reticence for getting a takeaway, Bazza?:eek: I'd die without a good Chinese or curry at least once a month!!

Glad you enjoyed the pizza, although IMHO the Médoc was wasted on it. A nice Chianti, Montepulciano d'Abruzzo or Nero d'Avola, would've been more appropriate... One of my missions, before I die, is to rid you of your claret fetish!:ner::D;)

Expand those grapey horizons, baby....

Marco.

Curries and Chinese takeaways are not that important to me - I much prefer to eat the respective cuisine in a good restaurant (and preferably where the locals eat).

The wine was what was to hand, and left over from 'our' granddaughter's 21st birthday celebration yesterday. A Chianti would have been better - maybe next time.
09-05-2021, 19:13
Marco

Ah - congrats on the 21st. Hope you all had a nice day:)

Yes, uncork a Chianti next time!;)

As for curries and Chinese, I agree, but I need a bit of spice/Asian flavours in my life on a regular basis, and can't eat the same food all the time (European/British), as I'd get bored.

Therefore, if Del's not making it herself (as we always keep the necessary authentic ingredients in stock, sourced from Asian supermarkets), I like to have some Chinese or Indian food, to break up the 'monotony' of the former.

Indeed, one of the first cravings I have, and where I head for, after a 3-week summer holiday in Europe, eating a similar style of food, is the local curry house, to get my SPICE hit, yeah man!:peace:

Marco.
09-05-2021, 19:43
Filterlab

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Originally Posted by Marco

Well-chilled only, I hope, and straight out the can!:D

So do you save the Vimto for your kebabs?

Marco.

I do. More nutritious than burger sauce.
09-05-2021, 19:52
Marco

Yeah, I believe it was originally introduced as a health drink:)

Marco.
09-05-2021, 20:07
Filterlab

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Originally Posted by Marco

Yeah, I believe it was originally introduced as a health drink:)

Marco.

Not as a kebab topping though?
09-05-2021, 20:19
Marco

Lol - whatever works, mate:D

Marco.
10-05-2021, 06:38
struth

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Originally Posted by Marco

Yeah, I believe it was originally introduced as a health drink:)

Marco.

It was.. Vim tonic. It was a cordial I believe. Disgusting stuff
10-05-2021, 09:08
Barry

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Originally Posted by struth

It was.. Vim tonic. It was a cordial I believe. Disgusting stuff

Coca-Cola was also sold originally as a tonic (and probably only in drug stores, as cocaine was one of the original ingredients). Also disgusting stuff!
10-05-2021, 09:36
struth

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Originally Posted by Barry

Coca-Cola was also sold originally as a tonic (and probably only in drug stores, as cocaine was one of the original ingredients). Also disgusting stuff!

i quite like the zero stuff... but not too many. prefer the italian orange..sanpellegrino
12-05-2021, 15:42
guy

Last night Puppy may have eaten one of my wife's diamond stud earrings.

I have saved all the puppy poo today, so when Fliss came in this evening (with a sieve), I said "Oh that will be handy, I've saved the poo for you".
I got one of those looks that tells me it is my duty/responsibility to search for the stud.
12-05-2021, 15:47
walpurgis

Just going though the motions tonight then? :D
12-05-2021, 16:32
guy

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

Just going though the motions tonight then? :D

:lol:
12-05-2021, 16:37
struth

have to say, if she wants em, she can look for them;)
12-05-2021, 16:40
Marco

Ha - could you imagine if I told Del that?:eek::uhho::door:

'WANT my diamond, so SORT IT.... NOW!!'

Marco.
12-05-2021, 16:41
Marco

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

Just going though the motions tonight then? :D

Belter!! :rofl:

Hope you manage to get your eyes on the prize, Guy!

Marco.
12-05-2021, 16:51
struth

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Originally Posted by Marco

Ha - could you imagine if I told Del that?:eek::uhho::door:

'WANT my diamond, so SORT IT.... NOW!!'

Marco.

its a shiity job, and it would take more than stud earings for me to disect cat shit. she left them out after all:D
12-05-2021, 17:00
Macca

'Inside every bag of shite there's a spark of gold. It may just be the wrapper off a Caramac but it's there nonetheless.'

- Paul Calf.
12-05-2021, 18:11
guy

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Originally Posted by struth

its a shiity job, and it would take more than stud earings for me to disect cat shit. she left them out after all:D

I'm with you on who should be looking :)

puppy actually managed to remove it from Fliss' ear though - snuggle snuggle, love you mummy the pulled it out (we did retrieve the stay). Bloody talented dog in my view :lol:
14-05-2021, 13:50
guy

Diamond update:

Fliss sorted through two days worth of puppy poo this morning - no sign of the stud.

This afternoon, the stud was found on the floor under the chaise :)

I was so relieved that puppy hadn't swallowed it, Fliss has mixed feelings about the episode :lol:
14-05-2021, 14:19
struth

good the dog didnt swallow em.. could have cut her up
19-05-2021, 06:56
Macca

had a dream last night - went into the post office to get a first class stamp and a Twix.

Richard Hammond was behind the counter. I said to him this must be a bit of a come-down for you, working in a post office. He said yes, it is bit.

He then proceeded to charge me the wrong amount and got confused over the change.

I thought he must be filming but I couldn't see any cameras and there was no sign of Clarkson or May.
19-05-2021, 10:19
JohnJo

He probably charged you the right amount, it just seemed expensive. A first class stamp and a Twix aren’t what they were in the 90s but I suppose that was 30 years ago now. I picked up a packet of Polo mints in the garage a couple of years ago and they were something like 75p, couldn’t believe it, used to be 15p :scratch:
19-05-2021, 10:24
Marco

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Originally Posted by Macca

had a dream last night - went into the post office to get a first class stamp and a Twix.

Richard Hammond was behind the counter. I said to him this must be a bit of a come-down for you, working in a post office. He said yes, it is bit.

He then proceeded to charge me the wrong amount and got confused over the change.

I thought he must be filming but I couldn't see any cameras and there was no sign of Clarkson or May.

Lol... Maybe you have a secret 'thing' for Richard Hammond? Was he wearing a frock?:D

Marco.
19-05-2021, 11:24
Macca

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Originally Posted by JohnJo

He probably charged you the right amount, it just seemed expensive. A first class stamp and a Twix aren’t what they were in the 90s but I suppose that was 30 years ago now. I picked up a packet of Polo mints in the garage a couple of years ago and they were something like 75p, couldn’t believe it, used to be 15p :scratch:

I've no idea what a stamp costs, or a Twix for that matter. I don't recall ever buying a stamp. I'd guess a Twix is about 80p?
19-05-2021, 11:31
Macca

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Originally Posted by Marco

Lol... Maybe you have a secret 'thing' for Richard Hammond? Was he wearing a frock?:D

Marco.

Nope a shirt and a waistcoat.

I'm pretty sure I don't have a thing for Richard Hammond but then I'm pretty sure I don't have a thing for the post office so why I'd dream about either is anyone's guess.

Might just be my subconscious telling me I want a Twix.

Pretty typical of dreams though isn't it? I mean it could populate the dream with anyone, a young Gina Lollobrigida for example. But no, I get Richard Hammond.
19-05-2021, 11:35
walpurgis

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Originally Posted by Macca

I've no idea what a stamp costs, or a Twix for that matter. I don't recall ever buying a stamp. I'd guess a Twix is about 80p?

And a 'Jamboree Bag' was tuppence! :wheniwasaboy:

They were cheap and nasty. They should bring them back, they'd fit in well with the cheap, nasty world we now occupy!
19-05-2021, 11:40
struth

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

And a 'Jamboree Bag' was tuppence! :wheniwasaboy:

They were cheap and nasty. They should bring them back, they'd fit in well with the cheap, nasty world we now occupy!

changed to lucky bags i think.. were still crap tho
19-05-2021, 11:45
walpurgis

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Originally Posted by struth

changed to lucky bags i think.. were still crap tho

Probably a couple of quid now! :rolleyes:
19-05-2021, 12:26
struth

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

Probably a couple of quid now! :rolleyes:

inflation calc says about 30p, but who knows what they would charge... plus all those little toys wouldnt be allowed now.
19-05-2021, 13:02
JohnJo

Lucky bags were always crap, major disappointment for percentage of pocket money laid out :steam:
19-05-2021, 13:14
Marco

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Originally Posted by struth

changed to lucky bags i think.. were still crap tho

Not if the owner of the shop was a horny MILF, and inside the 'lucky bag' was the key to her flat!:eyebrows:;)

Marco.
19-05-2021, 13:16
struth

a teenager lucky bag that would be :)
19-05-2021, 13:26
Marco

Lol, of course... That's the only time I bought them. Best way though, to pop your cherry early and get some good experience!:D

Marco.
19-05-2021, 14:15
Filterlab

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Originally Posted by Marco

Not if the owner of the shop was a horny MILF, and inside the 'lucky bag' was the key to her flat!:eyebrows:;)

Marco.

Sounds like I need to shop at Marco's local shop.
19-05-2021, 14:21
Macca

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Originally Posted by Filterlab

Sounds like I need to shop at Marco's local shop.

It's a local shop for local people.
19-05-2021, 14:36
struth

there's nothing for YOU here
19-05-2021, 14:43
Macca

And definitely no MILFs.
19-05-2021, 14:45
struth

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Originally Posted by Macca

And definitely no MILFs.

not sure what milfs are but im pretty sure we didnt have them in the 60's and 70's:D
19-05-2021, 14:47
Opti-cal

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Originally Posted by struth

not sure what milfs are but im pretty sure we didnt have them in the 60's and 70's:D

If you don't know what a MILF is, you probably are one . . . .
19-05-2021, 14:56
walpurgis

I've known some........................ and I did! :D
19-05-2021, 15:03
Marco

Haha - me, too! Best way for a lad to learn the wicked ways of the world:eyebrows:;)

Marco.
19-05-2021, 15:08
struth

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Originally Posted by Marco

Haha - me, too! Best way for a lad to learn the wicked ways of the world:eyebrows:;)

Marco.

take your word for it... :lolsign:
19-05-2021, 15:15
Filterlab

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Originally Posted by Macca

It's a local shop for local people.

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Originally Posted by struth

there's nothing for YOU here

:lol:
19-05-2021, 17:15
Marco

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Originally Posted by Filterlab

Sounds like I need to shop at Marco's local shop.

Weeel... It was the first time I'd ever seen *THAT* done with a Curly-Wurly!:stalks::D

Marco.
19-05-2021, 17:49
Filterlab

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Originally Posted by Marco

Weeel... It was the first time I'd ever seen *THAT* done with a Curly-Wurly!:stalks::D

Marco.

Me too. It's usually a king-size Mars Bar.
19-05-2021, 18:21
Marco

Quality... Now if she could fire that out her front end, with a couple of ping-pong balls, she'd be my kinda gal!:lol:

Marco.
19-05-2021, 19:59
Barry

One should always lose one's virginity to an older 'partner'. It didn't happen in my case, but it did with my (now ex-) wife: not a particularly enjoyable experience if I remember.
19-05-2021, 20:05
Barry

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Originally Posted by Marco

Quality... Now if she could fire that out her front end, with a couple of ping-pong balls, she'd be my kinda gal!:lol:

Marco.

Nothing like a demonstration of the adroitness of a girl's pubococcygeal muscle (musculus coccygeus). :D
19-05-2021, 20:12
Filterlab

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Originally Posted by Marco

Quality... Now if she could fire that out her front end, with a couple of ping-pong balls, she'd be my kinda gal!:lol:

Marco.

She'd also win Sportswomen of the Year. :)

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