Ha - thought you might like that description:eyebrows:
Yeah, 'mature' chicks (under 45) are cool, I'll supply some samples later:)
Marco.
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Ha - thought you might like that description:eyebrows:
Yeah, 'mature' chicks (under 45) are cool, I'll supply some samples later:)
Marco.
She’s cute, definitely, but she’s no Kylie... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Not even in the same league.
Ha - have to totally disagree! Different strokes [literally:eyebrows:] for different folks...
I guess I just prefer sultry Latin/European types, or British. Not keen on Ozzie accents either. Plus, I dislike obvious mainstream choices with these things and prefer to look more leftfield:)
Marco.
Brilliant dog walk this morning. Walking across a beet field we disturbed a hare, Tia (staff/boxer cross) chased it for about half a mile, bloody good going considering that she is possibly twelve years old.
A little further on our walk and some highland cattle (local reservoir has put a few of them on their land) bellowed at Tia, so there followed a few minutes of her trying to outstare this bloody big bovine.
Just so good having a dog and being lucky enough to have countryside/wildlife/farm animals on our doorstep :)
sure aint.. top lass is our Del..Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Oh that's just wrong - have you been lurking outside ladies toilets again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
And you call me fussy! Oh and all the pics you've provided so far are "obvious mainstream choices", nothing leftfield there. I haven't checked, but I'm betting they are all in FHM's top 100.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
+1 for Kylie, she's our pocket-sized pop princess! Shame that her accent disqualifies her from the Marco Approved Birds checklist, as she just loves a Glaswegian accent (probably) :)
No, he hides in the bowl with a pair of goggles and his snorkel out. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Yes, but they're a damn sight more 'leftfield' than KM, who's past it now, anyway!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Be honest, had you heard of Audrey Tautou before I posted that pic?:ner: And I've told you already, I'm *deliberately* being fussy to highlight what my (totally unattainable) 'ultimate' would be, much like if you were choosing your ultimate hi-fi system, which you couldn't begin to afford - you don't seem to be getting that, daftee:doh:
Therefore, yes, for those reasons, I *AM* being super fussy... I'd better not mention then that no matter what she looked like, if she didn't have intelligence, class and sophistication, she wouldn't even get a look in - yes lucky her!!:lol:
Can't help being discerning, no matter whether wine, women or song...;)
Marco.
:lolsign:Quote:
Originally Posted by Filterlab
Marco.
Lol - she's blown you a big kiss and asks what you're after?:D;)Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Marco.
Look, I can remain lighthearted about your love of diesel, your inability to accept that the Range Rover is the greatest car ever and even your bizarre opinion that the Shure S35C is a decent cartridge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
But you do not speak out against the goddess that is Kylie.
Ever.
EVER!
;)
that was it :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Marco
a bit passed her prime but still a pretty lass for 50 ish. personality wise ive no idea tho..Quote:
Originally Posted by Beobloke
Agreed, but she does come across as a bit of a bimbo [typical pop star] - and I don't 'do' bimbos either, sorry Adam!:eek::o:D
Oh [just reading that again] - that doesn't mean I wouldn't 'do' you because you're a bimbo. A tart, yes...:eyebrows:
Marco.
She's flattered, but wonders if nieces should be kissing their uncles quite like that:eek::eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Marco.
She has a point... I'd say it will be fine if said uncle is older and thoroughly naughty [emoji12]Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Now THAT she thoroughly approves of!:bum:
:D
Marco.
:eyebrows::kiss: what a gal!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
:lol: What you like you, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
I'm not "getting that" because "that" wasn't the issue, uber daftee! This all came out of you dismissing Sarah Beeney for looking "hard". And now you're re-writing history to support your argument. I do have a crap memory but I can remember half a dozen pages ago :doh:
I'm determined to have the last word for once, so whatever you say to this I'll just tag the word "word" on it :ner:
Perhaps we should now move on to a debate on who's dream system (which we'll never afford and never even get to hear) sounds best :)
:eek: Really? that explains the "nice tan"...Quote:
Originally Posted by Filterlab
Sarah Beeny:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Beeny
Says it all; what a woman :youtheman:
Absolutely. That is impressive, I'd say her success is well deserved. And her parents lived "The Good Life", with chickens, goats etc on 9 acres. Hear that Marco? She could teach you a thing or two, if she ever forgives you for calling her haggard :)Quote:
Originally Posted by guy
Sorry Barry, I don't understand your caption, so I'll add my own: "S'ok Ste, I'll sort it, you go relax and enjoy some tunes". What a sweetheart :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
Suum cuique Latin for "each to their own", or to put it another way "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
I chose the photo as perhaps suggesting what she might do to anyone who crossed her path. :D
Ha - yes but the discussion has since (as naturally often happens) extrapolated into another areas, namely, what you find facially attractive in a woman, which is what I've been on about for the last few pages, regardless of whatever else has been floating around inside that napper of yours!:ner:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
And btw, by 'hard' I meant 'hard-faced', not 'hard', as in tough. I like soft, dainty features on a woman, not jawbones you can land a helicopter on!:D
Marco.
Word :ner:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
As they say in Glasgow: 'sook ma boabby':upyours:
:D;)
Marco.
:kiss:
Right, this is your second informal warning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Don’t make me go official! :D
You gonna get Marco banned from his own forum? [emoji38]Quote:
Originally Posted by Beobloke
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I was watching our own child Boris today.
https://youtu.be/MOIsfs6F3yc
Pretty safe pair of hands at Cricket. Rubbish on Science. And unwelcomed by Wee Nicola, who considered his journey innessential.
Ah well, whatever made him give it a go, I admire his courage. :lol:
BTW, an interesting fact established on R5L today. How fast would an Ostrich run the London Marathon. Answer: 45 minutes. Make of it what you will. :lol:
Lockdown job. Dig out every remote control in the house (there are many) and put new batteries in those that are in regular use! Bin batteries in any not in immediate use.
Trust you take the old batteries to a recycling point. ;)
This concerning the trans issue - pure gold - ‘enquiry in general, and especially about politically explosive subjects, should aim to conform our beliefs to reality, not to invent a reality that conforms to our beliefs’.
Come again?:D:hmm:
Me no have a scooby what you're on a-abouty....
Marco.
I think Mike may be talking about trams, and Brighton & Hove City Council's reluctance to invest, saying they're expensive and a danger to public safety. Hardly call it politically explosive though. We have trams in Blackpool, and I conform to the belief that they're great :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
I've just read about curious stones that reduce EMF radiation: https://shungite-c60.com/product-cat...on-assortment/ So I'm thinking about getting one
They weren't so great for Alan Bradley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=eWxjrkRL2p4
'Rita! It's au-ver!'
The BBC reckon they will charge £453 a year if they go to subscription.
https://www.cordbusters.co.uk/bbc-su...vs-tv-licence/
You have to laugh.. They would go bust pretty damned quick as nobody in right mind would pay that for the shite they put on.
Sure they think its a great threat, but the powers that be should say.. Bring it on!
:D True, but then Alan was a complete turd. It certainly got Rita out of a bind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
I would be quite happy to do without the BBC - we spend much more time on Freeview and Netflix at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Looks like the BBC would have to rethink their salary structures if they were to go down this route :dance:
But that would mean no more programming excellence like 'Inside The Factory' not to mention all the cooking, dancing and singing shows, the soaps and the hospital dramas, the relentless left-wing agenda, and updates on the 'Climate Crisis.'Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Actually you're right, we wouldn't miss it at all.
Good news all round then? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
They'd still have us paying for TV licences though!
I f***ing hate Gregg Wallace
I had to look up who he is - yep, waste of space.
Currently getting pissed off with the number of "celebrities " hosting programs about their "favourite places". Usually involving them in an all expenses paid jolly to somewhere exotic for which they get paid thousands of pounds "wages"
Then there's his mate (not as big a cock as Gregg but still a cock) Chris Bavin, the look on Mary Berry's face when he was talking on one of those celebrities cooking shite programmes said it all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roy S
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...1ce77c2f_o.jpg