I like your toes and nail polish! Nice!
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I like your toes and nail polish! Nice!
Thanks Timothy... my toes and fingers are always painted... generally red or dark pink...
Yes, mine too. Kidding! :lol:
That I'd love to see TimothyQuote:
Originally Posted by Frazeur1
So do you like toes or just painted toes ?
I like toes, and I like to paint them-nail polish I mean. I pretty much love most all things on a woman though!
That's nice to hear Timothy... us girlies love that...but I guess you know that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Frazeur1
Oooooo yes i'm a leg man :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
So are mine ok then Al ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Audio Al
Bev , Legs come in 4 pieces , The 2 pieces I see are indeed quality :eyebrows::)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
Yes, I agree, Bev has very nice legs! And toes, and cute nails, and....okay, will stop with that. I would say more about the toes, but better not!
Oh go on Timothy... are my toes ok?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frazeur1
Pic of legs were taken a few days ago... they are much the same now but newly painted toesQuote:
Originally Posted by Audio Al
Just what I would do with your toes, maybe a little toe worship! Haha!
Gosh tell me more...Quote:
Originally Posted by Frazeur1
I better not, keep things relatively not too weird, although I have noticed nobody cares much about that in general, but I wouldn’t want to cross any lines here! Let’s just say clean toes are a good thing to further fun! But you do have nice toes Bev, nothing wrong with them at all!:)
Oh ok glad you like em... they are always clean & sweetQuote:
Originally Posted by Frazeur1
And normally a short'ish skirt or dress to go with em... and certainly no nicks etc... :eyebrows:
Bev you are getting me all aroused :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
Oops sorry Al... all true though..Quote:
Originally Posted by Audio Al
Wowsa! Those legs go all the way up to Chorley! (I wish). Not really into feet, but I'd make an exception there. If you were to accidentally stand in some raspberry jam, I'm your man :)
Now that is funny Steve! Yeah, I would go along with that too! Bev, you wouldn’t have to have jelly coated toes though for some fun! Besides, I never minded giving my girls feet and toes, legs, a good bit of massaging and attention. It usually-or used to, pay dividends...
Speaking of legs, a guy I know always had a saying about nice long legs, “They just go up and up, and then make an ass of themselves”. Thought it was a bit strange, but there you go!
No need to be sorry Bev I enjoyed it :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
Well the skip which I ordered ten days ago finally arrived yesterday, and it is already half full from all the crap accumulating under the car port. Normally I take about 4-5 weeks to fill an eight-yarder, after which I just call the skip hire people and they bring a replacement. This is ongoing, and costs £210 each time. The hire is really for 3 weeks but they are quite lax about it. I know all that is set to change.
The price has increased to £225, and I just know they be coming for it in 20 days, filled or not. They are "experiencing unprecedented demand" right now, thanks to that shower of shits we call Lancashire County Council. No doubt it's similar everywhere else.
The council tips will only accept waste (which has to be specified) on an appointment basis. Our earliest "slot" is 29th June. I don't get why their workers should be a special case - social distancing shouldn't be an issue, as the tip staff keep away from you anyway, standing just close enough for you to read the "Here to Help" slogan on their hi-viz vests. :( And if you can buy crap legally now at a car boot sale, how is getting rid of it any riskier?
Chorley council reported a massive increase in fly tipping, now there's a surprise.
Hmm. Not sure how this pans out. Apparently, following but not specifically associated with a local BLM protest/demonstration, a Libyan man was arrested in Reading after a multiple stabbing subsequent to which there are so far three dead and eleven hospitalised. Maybe a BLM spokesperson will comment?
No doubt there will be attempts to play it down. And if you're not ok with that you must be a racist. :(
Come on now you aren't keeping up. All white people are racists and ex-slavers and the only way to atone for it is to get down on one knee and do a massive amount of virtue-signalling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Or become a Marxist agitator and encourage retards to vandalise some statues.
:eek: You can't say retard! Imbecile International are now organising a rally through Chorley, so thanks for that :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
kiss my grits;)
Will they be holding their usual nosepicking contest afterwards?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Serves you right for being involved in the slave trade. Even though it finished more than 150 years before you were born. Accept your guilt and get down on one knee!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
I hope so, it's the only fun part of the day. All of the nasal detritus is collected and baked into a pie. Whoever comes last in the "Burp the Alphabet" contest has to eat it.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Which reminds me of the ancient joke about Paul McCartney, when he was planning to marry for the third time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Reporter: Paul, will you be going down on one knee?'
Paul: 'Not after what happened last time'.
^^^^ :lol:
Just had a text from my hairdresser (who normally calls to cut my hair), informing me that she has all her PPE now, and so has booked a slot to cut my hair on 14th July!!:yay::yay::yay:
Still 3 weeks away, but after waiting nearly 3 months to have it done, then another 3 weeks will be no great hardship! It's as curly as fuck and doing my NUT RIGHT IN [kind of a cross between Shirley Temple and a mad professor:D].
The worse thing is feeling all that hair when I wash it, and then drying the fucker, especially down by my neck - all of which is absent with my usual 'styled prison trim'!
Anyway, pics to follow of the 'before & after', especially of the before at its worst, just before the hairdresser calls!!:eek:
Marco.
How come you didn't get Del to keep it trim? Ursula has been keeping mine relatively decent and has been doing a great job!
I've just had my partner tidy up the back of my head using the trimmers on my shaver. :) I used to have a set of 'thinning' scissors (the type where the two blades have comb-like serrations), but I couldn't find them. :doh:
Lol - I have a strict rule of no-one goes near my hair but a qualified hairdresser! Of course, a light trim, such as Barry's referring to would be fine, but I'd rather just wait and have the whole lot done right:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Beobloke
Marco.
I have a mental picture of you feeding your hair through a slot in the door (like a letterbox), with your hairdresser on the other side cutting what she can reach :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Not sure why your hairdresser is the only one allowed near it - I remember a picture you posted a year or so ago, where you were holed up in some Italian prison, with your prisoner number displayed clearly - what I don't remember is thinking "Ooh, that hairstyle is exceptional, I should get her number, see what she can do with my remaining three hairs". Actually looked like the number four Mrs. P used to give me :ner:
I look forward to seeing your "before and after", but I should warn you, we will be merciless :D
marco prefers the personal touch..ie, a tit on each shoulder:eyebrows:
i know i did
Just like being cared for by a female dental hygienist. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Ha - I've known this girl since around 1995, when she used to manage various salons, so a good friend now:)
She's the one who liked feeling the bass up her bum, when she sat on the back seat of the Brabster, right next to the sub:eyebrows:
Yeah, I'm fully aware of the picture you're referring to [in reality taken on top of the Dom cathedral in Cologne], in the middle of summer and when I was sporting my usual 'styled prison cut'.
Bear in mind that I normally have my hair cut as a 'No1', every 2 weeks, so it's always super-short. However, if left to grow, it gets very thick and curly at the back and sides, but not so much on top lol, as when I was a kid I had very thick curly hair!
What I'm super-fussy about is how neat it looks at the back, particularly the neck line. I can't stand anything that doesn't look as if it's been professionally finished and very neat. I've been on buses and trains too often, sitting behind guys and observing the 'hatchet jobs' someone's performed on their hair, or the results of a 'home trim' gone wrong...:doh:
So no, I just don't go there. Fuck that. You should know me by now - do a job right or not at all, so Ii I have a health problem, I see a doctor, a toothache, a dentist, and when I need a haircut I use hairdresser!
:exactly:
Marco.
P.S In terms of 'merciless', I wouldn't expect you to be anything other than 'Ming'!:D
I know just what you mean, and it's exactly why I (a) learned to drive, so I could stop using buses, and (b) why when the hairdresser would hold the mirror to the back of my head for approval, I only pretended to look, and would simply nod, in blissful ignorance :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
So I hear your current curly perm is a cross between 70s Kevin Keegan and Adam Sandler in "The Wedding Singer". I also heard this look is making a comeback in Wales, so I wouldn't be too hasty :D
Have you noticed how most large employers and local authorities etc., tout their equality policy? Now, in an 'age of equality', how do they reconcile this with the VIP visitor policy, which they all have? The two are incompatible, unless of course we are all equal (fat chance)!
I'm sorry - you've been on a BUS? How the hell did that happen? Did you lose a bet or something?! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Yeah, I occasionally mixed with the great unwashed when popping into Chester, as there's a bus every 15mins, which costs next to nowt, and it removes any hassle of parking, plus also it means I can have a few drinkies with lunch!:)
Marco.
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/06/2...st-into-flame/
Get 'em out of there folks, just in case! :exactly:
Marco.
I bet the 'great unwashed' really enjoy sharing their park bench with you, as well as your bottle of wine and a couple of pies from the Pound Bakery :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Yesh, having met Anita on a park bench must mean that such places have fond memories for you:)
:lol:
Marco.
Not really - she plonked herself on the far end of the bench, catapulted me into the duck pond. Please don't tell her I said that :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Haha - you'd get a royal slap on the sack for that one!:D
Marco.