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walpurgis
16-08-2021, 08:03
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:D
Think it's in this one at end on bottomhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210816/7e5397465eebd52c2f1eaee356840574.jpg
Hats are cool (you suit yours) - I just don't suit them, and look even more of a cock than normal wearing one!:lol:
As for bald patches? Who gives a fuck...? Just keep your hair as short as possible, so that your bald pate doesn't stick out like a landing strip for a helicopter, as it will if you surround it in a bushy tuft [the 'Friar Tuck' look]!:doh:
The only thing worse than being old before your time (when with a little effort it could be avoided) are old farts ridiculously clinging onto their yoof!:D:mental:
Marco.
walpurgis
16-08-2021, 08:45
As for bald patches? Who gives a fuck...? Just keep your hair as short as possible, so that your bald pate doesn't stick out like a landing strip for a helicopter, as it will if you surround it in a bushy tuft [the 'Friar Tuck' look]!:doh:
Marco.
Too right! :)
I know mate, whenever I see that shit, I feel like grabbing a pair of clippers and sheering the idiots!:D
And next. Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should! :rolleyes:
Before and after.
https://i.ibb.co/PQL4w1r/Screen-Shot-08-15-21-at-10-53-AM.png (https://ibb.co/tXGc8YH)
Anyway, no-one's told me who these dickheads are? I'm presuming some Z-list 'celebrities'? I could Google it, but I can't be arsed:eyebrows:
Marco.
walpurgis
16-08-2021, 08:53
They're only famous for being 'victims' of cosmetic surgery excesses.
They also published some fraudulent scientific papers, in France? I think.
Famous for being wealthy?
Think it's in this one at end on bottomhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210816/7e5397465eebd52c2f1eaee356840574.jpg
Nice hat collection there Grant.
I only have two hats: a Tilley 'bush hat', used when in "parts foreign" (and only when it's hot), and an inexpensive 'Trilby' (similar to the third one in the second row of your collection), which I wear even less.
I only have two hats...
What about your treasured 'purple helmet'?:D;)
Marco.
Was watching the Celtic game, which both Robin and I have commented on, on the footy thread. Just waiting for you!:ner::;)
Marco.
Was watching the Celtic game, which both Robin and I have commented on, on the footy thread. Just waiting for you!:ner::;)
Marco.
i did comment last night mate
Oh yes you did, soz! I think when you posted, it was at silly o'clock in the morning, so I forgot:D
Marco.
Oh yes you did, soz! I think when you posted, it was at silly o'clock in the morning, so I forgot:D
Marco.
aye i just woke and pain was keeping me from going back lol..
Filterlab
19-08-2021, 12:27
And next. Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should! :rolleyes:
Before and after.
https://i.ibb.co/PQL4w1r/Screen-Shot-08-15-21-at-10-53-AM.png (https://ibb.co/tXGc8YH)
Oh my goodness! They look like they're both severely allergic to something. What a complete mess in ever way.
Mind you, they'd probably be good in a boxing match as they have built-in rebound.
They look like puppets from 'Spitting Image'. :doh:
walpurgis
30-09-2021, 11:04
Missing man found! Not sure he'll get a reward though :lol:.
https://news.sky.com/story/turkey-missing-man-joins-search-party-looking-for-himself-12421588
Missing man found! Not sure he'll get a reward though :lol:.
https://news.sky.com/story/turkey-missing-man-joins-search-party-looking-for-himself-12421588
there is alway one:doh:
Follow that tanker :rfl:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-58767230
Pigmy Pony
02-10-2021, 11:31
Before following it, I would want concrete evidence that it actually contained petrol.
walpurgis
02-10-2021, 12:14
Follow that tanker :rfl:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-58767230
Shame he wasn't going to the Orkneys :D.
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Before following it, I would want concrete evidence that it actually contained petrol.
Classic :lol:
Follow that tanker :rfl:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-58767230
That's classic.
walpurgis
06-11-2021, 13:47
Erm, just turn your device off maybe?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/phones-gadgets/16651817/delete-facebook-app-tracks-movements-ask-not-monitored/
insidious thing facebook.
walpurgis
06-11-2021, 14:14
insidious thing facebook.
I don't use it and not felt any need to look into it. I have friends and family that just seem to involve themselves in mindless drivel on it though :).
I don't use it and not felt any need to look into it. I have friends and family that just seem to involve themselves in mindless drivel on it though :).
snap
I don't use it and not felt any need to look into it. I have friends and family that just seem to involve themselves in mindless drivel on it though :).
Likewise. For myself, I get all the "mindless drivel" I need here. :D
walpurgis
21-11-2021, 09:53
Hmm. Is this really of any use? I mean, you can't take a picture of something because it sees through them. Maybe it takes a picture of what's on the other side, or does it see through that too? :scratch:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10222373/Powerful-holographic-camera-developed-ANYTHING.html
Hmm. Is this really of any use? I mean, you can't take a picture of something because it sees through them. Maybe it takes a picture of what's on the other side, or does it see through that too? :scratch:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10222373/Powerful-holographic-camera-developed-ANYTHING.html
but can it see through Boris?:eyebrows:
Hmm. Is this really of any use? I mean, you can't take a picture of something because it sees through them. Maybe it takes a picture of what's on the other side, or does it see through that too? :scratch:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10222373/Powerful-holographic-camera-developed-ANYTHING.html
it doesn't actually see through things, it's looking at reflections that can be 'seen'.
So if you are stood behind, say, a truck, it can't see you directly but it can see the reflections of light bouncing off you and onto objects that are in its line of sight, then it uses that information to reconstruct you. Pretty clever although says will be another 10 years in development so probably doesn't work that well yet. Good idea though.
Hmm. Is this really of any use? I mean, you can't take a picture of something because it sees through them. Maybe it takes a picture of what's on the other side, or does it see through that too? :scratch:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10222373/Powerful-holographic-camera-developed-ANYTHING.html
I eat Fruit Gums as it enables me to see Rowntrees. Did you see what I did there?:D
Pigmy Pony
26-11-2021, 21:06
I eat Fruit Gums as it enables me to see Rowntrees. Did you see what I did there?:D
Fruit gums and lard, breakfast of champions :)
walpurgis
29-11-2021, 09:42
Got to be a teenager. Why was the fool even there? I hope he was frozen afterwards!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16874479/uk-weather-storm-arwen-giant-wave/
walpurgis
03-12-2021, 12:44
Oh. Well done! :rolleyes:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-59518516
Oh. Well done! :rolleyes:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-59518516
Do you think that they drove on without noticing :scratch:
walpurgis
04-12-2021, 07:49
Oh dear. A blast from the past?
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqEAgAKgcICjC3z_sKMPzD9AIwrssr&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=AYc4ysur_OcEy6MkLbjOnivT83Al_B03aX7aLoE0dwQC yJQhG5UhSe6ixfoJj07mGbjddnjwtQZcQw%3D%3D&gaa_ts=61ab22e4&gaa_sig=Exeaa1b83rQJZoY-X7CDNT7ZU_ntht9LHWfwPxQqS7iGEA7ZqHZSqt3j8zoBCilPFK oFiUhUlIeu2a2T37XXfA%3D%3D
Rectum? - no it was made safe :lol:
walpurgis
27-12-2021, 14:44
I don't think this is what they mean by 'drag racing'.
https://news.sky.com/story/man-continues-driving-porsche-for-miles-on-m25-despite-severe-crash-damage-12504282
walpurgis
12-06-2022, 16:01
Another dimwit in action.
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/people-rescued-after-car-ends-24205546
I know Caswell Bay and I can't figure out why he took his car down the boat ramp to the beach. There's no regular vehicle access that any rational person would use.
It's a lovely spot by the way :).
Another dimwit in action.
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/people-rescued-after-car-ends-24205546
I know Caswell Bay and I can't figure out why he took his car down the boat ramp to the beach. There's no regular vehicle access that any rational person would use.
It's a lovely spot by the way :).
stupid ass... i wonder if he had 4wd and thought thats all he need? wouldnt surprise me.
stupid ass... i wonder if he had 4wd and thought thats all he need? wouldnt surprise me.
It's a VW Golf is there a 4WD version of that?
Either way you can't imagine what they were thinking. And sounds like they stayed in the vehicle whilst the tide came in around them.
It's a VW Golf is there a 4WD version of that?
Either way you can't imagine what they were thinking. And sounds like they stayed in the vehicle whilst the tide came in around them.
yup there are a few. vw golf r is one, or was. probably went off and didnt think about the tide
walpurgis
18-06-2022, 07:02
This won't work! I can already envision a thriving backstreet business in quacks removing chips.
https://www.itv.com/news/2022-06-18/home-office-begins-12-month-trial-electronically-tagging-channel-migrants
i take it they will be having to put the 'victims' to sleep first before they operate??? gotta be some ethical concerns re this medically. current govt really are a sleazy, nasty bunch. Only place they seem welcome is kiev..
This won't work! I can already envision a thriving backstreet business in quacks removing chips.
https://www.itv.com/news/2022-06-18/home-office-begins-12-month-trial-electronically-tagging-channel-migrants
I think they are using bracelets, they're not implanting chips in them like you do with cats.
walpurgis
18-06-2022, 08:47
One day, everybody will be chipped in some form or other. Big Brother is just itching for that! :eek:
i take it they will be having to put the 'victims' to sleep first before they operate??? gotta be some ethical concerns re this medically. current govt really are a sleazy, nasty bunch. Only place they seem welcome is kiev..
This country is sleep-walking towards an authoritarian/fascist state. To cover their crass ineptitude, the present goverment are constantly looking for someone to blame, be it the judiciary, doctors, teachers, lawers, bishops, .... . It started in Germany in 1930.
One day, everybody will be chipped in some form or other. Big Brother is just itching for that! :eek:
It's already started - life is becoming difficult for those who do not have a smartphone. So most use a smartphone; and having one is just as good; Big Brother knows where you are, and what you are talking about (especially if you use the internet and on-line shopping).
walpurgis
18-06-2022, 19:42
It's already started - life is becoming difficult for those who do not have a smartphone. So most use a smartphone; and having one is just as good; Big Brother knows where you are, and what you are talking about (especially if you use the internet and on-line shopping).
Even I have one now. It's never switched on though :).
i always forget to take mine out with me so as far as Big Brother is concerned I'm just sat at home.
Not that he would give a toss what I was doing in any case. Maybe if they actually charged me with a crime but then they would have to request the data formally through a central office (I know because I used to be the one giving them the data). And if I was innocent it might help prove that of course.
Do people really fantasise that there is a whole army of spooks in some underground bunker at GCHQ listening to their conversation with Aunty Maud, or tracking them when they nip down the shop for a pint of milk? I think they been watching too much telly.
If you look at a real authoritarian/ fascist regime like the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany they relied on other people dobbing you in - neighbours, acquaintances, work colleagues. Now that was a system that actually worked. Tens of thousands got hauled away on someone's say so. After that everyone kept their mouths shut and their heads down.
No need for any fancy tracking or smartphones.
walpurgis
19-06-2022, 06:45
Do people really fantasise that there is a whole army of spooks in some underground bunker at GCHQ listening to their conversation with Aunty Maud, or tracking them when they nip down the shop for a pint of milk? I think they been watching too much telly..
I don't know about fantasy. There are still electronic surveillance aircraft flying over London and have been for years. Whether that occurs over other areas, I couldn't say. It has never been stated what is being listened for, but it surely doesn't take too much imagination to guess.
I don't know about fantasy. There are still electronic surveillance aircraft flying over London and have been for years. Whether that occurs over other areas, I couldn't say. It has never been stated what is being listened for, but it surely doesn't take too much imagination to guess.
I'd guess counter-terrorism but they could just be training exercises.
It's the idea that they are routinely spying on the ordinary population that amuses me. The resources required would be enormous and what is there to gain?
if anything there is less surveillance now than in the past. No coppers on the beat and people tend to shut their doors and not get involved as opposed to reporting every minor infraction to the authorities. It's never been easier to remain anonymous, at least in a city or large town.
there are a few countries that spy on their population all the time. you know who;)
doh, thats the door!:eek:
walpurgis
19-06-2022, 10:35
I'd guess counter-terrorism but they could just be training exercises
More here.
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More here.
https://www.secret-bases.co.uk/cia-rendition.htm
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walpurgis
24-06-2022, 07:09
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