Fruit Based Products

[Puffin]

Like Handwash, Shower Gel, Bleach! Air Fresheners......
My wife seems to think that these synthetic products are the best thing since sliced bread. I can't stand them. We have a "Strawberry" handwash in the cloakroom at the moment. The smell is putrid, smells nothing like strawberries, and to my nose has a nasty acrid backnote that sticks in your throat. I deliver to a business locally where they seem to have two of the plug-in type air-fresheners that are competing to be the first to asphyxiate an innocent customer. As if one is not enough. The smell really is diabolical.

[prestonchipfryer]

My wife bought some ''strawberry'' air freshener. Talk about horrible smell, it's awful, smells like a dead rat. :lol:

[synsei]

I use a yogurt based moisturising cream from Avon (I suffer from mild psoriasis) which comes in various fruit 'flavours' and they all smell good enough to eat...

[Macca]

Those air fresheners smell foul to me too. But then I like the smell of stale beer, petrol fumes and tobacco smoke so I'm probably not the best person to pass judgement.

[joker]

it could be worse. She might buy you some Sécrétions Magnifique cologne for Christmas. Here's what the manufacturer says in their descriptor:

"With notes of blood, sweat, saliva, and sperm, Sécrétions Magnifique has received a reputation as the most controversial scent on the market. Fragrance blogger Katie Puckrik calls it “the perfume equivalent of a whoopee cushion.” Antoine Le at Fragrantica.com, however, pronounces it “as real as an olfactory coitus that sends one into raptures.” I guess, like pheromones, it either works for you or it doesn’t

http://fimgs.net/images/perfume/nd.4523.jpg

[pjdowns]

Yeah I know that feeling. There are tons of them damn things at my work rarr!!!

[shane]

it could be worse. She might buy you some Sécrétions Magnifique cologne for Christmas. Here's what the manufacturer says in their descriptor:

"With notes of blood, sweat, saliva, and sperm, Sécrétions Magnifique has received a reputation as the most controversial scent on the market. Fragrance blogger Katie Puckrik calls it “the perfume equivalent of a whoopee cushion.” Antoine Le at Fragrantica.com, however, pronounces it “as real as an olfactory coitus that sends one into raptures.” I guess, like pheromones, it either works for you or it doesn’t

http://fimgs.net/images/perfume/nd.4523.jpg

Or you could just not bother with the Lynx in the morning...