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[Puffin]

no teeth ethel?

[Marco]

nevertheless, she managed

[worthingpagan]

the rugby team

[Marco]

swallowing whole their

[prestonchipfryer]

moist quivering quims

[Puffin]

not the frenum

[Marco]

initially preferred by

[Puffin]

pete the perve

[worthingpagan]

fancies young boys

[Puffin]

who cough violently

[Marco]

whilst draining bulging

[Puffin]

doris's omelette embarrasment

[Marco]

the eggy effluent

[Rare Bird]

that usually emanates

[worthingpagan]

between Doris's bow-legs

[Marco]

was excessively salty

[Puffin]

but never underestimate

[Marco]

her ability to

[worthingpagan]

lovingly rub excrement

[Border Riever]

shoot ping-pong balls

[worthingpagan]

and somersault hyperactively

[Marco]

in the nursing-home

[prestonchipfryer]

to loud applause

[Marco]

falling on deaf-ears

[prestonchipfryer]

with unfortunate consequences

[Marco]

for the matron

[worthingpagan]

entangled in her

[Marco]

wee-saturated panty gusset

[Jonboy]

wring-out, drink, savour

[Marco]

the fishy flavour

[prestonchipfryer]

gastronomes' delectation guaranteed

[Marco]

and a moustache

[prestonchipfryer]

that's gingered coloured

[Marco]

will grow if

[Puffin]

tramps dance around

[Marco]

outside Primark, hoping

[Puffin]

ruddy festering complections

[Jonboy]

scabby mucus infections

[Puffin]

will garner support

[worthingpagan]

in mouldy jock-straps

[Marco]

where festering puss

[Puffin]

mingles with royalty

[Marco]

creating chinless wonders

[Puffin]

and boy blunders

[Marco]

farts like thunders

[prestonchipfryer]

overpowering reeking odour

[Marco]

pervaded the nunnery

[prestonchipfryer]

where Sister Mary

[Marco]

had a canary

[Puffin]

to squeals-of delight

[Marco]

giving Frankie-a-fright

[Puffin]

with serious underbite

[worthingpagan]

covered in tripe

[prestonchipfryer]

onions and gravy

[Marco]

and Rhonda Ravey

[Puffin]

blah blah blah

[worthingpagan]

away at QPR

[Puffin]

words just words

[Alex_UK]

don't come easy

[Puffin]

but cheeesy peasy

[Marco]

and lemon squeezy

[Puffin]

a lemon entry

[Marco]

violating her vulva

[Puffin]

you're under-arrest son

[Jonboy]

what for breaking-and-entering

[Puffin]

using his jemmy

[Marco]

to finger Jenny

[Jonboy]

flick-my-bean harder she

[Puffin]

said to heinz

[Marco]

as juice dripped

[Puffin]

and meandered gently

[Marco]

down cellulite scars

[prestonchipfryer]

and fatty deposits

[WOStantonCS100]

Jackpot, Fishy Poopypants!

[Marco]

Quick! Sniff the

[prestonchipfryer]

faint-inducing niffiness

[Marco]

of infected fannies

[prestonchipfryer]

slimey pus dripping

[Marco]

from festering placenta

[prestonchipfryer]

intolerable stench permeating

[Marco]

Tesco's toilet-roll aisle

[worthingpagan]

jonnie morris's animals

[Marco]

were often spanked

[worthingpagan]

by naked fornicators

[Marco]

revelling in bestiality

[Puffin]

steady on lads

[Marco]

don't forget me

[prestonchipfryer]

you're up next!

[Marco]

waders on, unzip

[prestonchipfryer]

jumbo knockwurst emerges

[Marco]

The tip's snapped!

[worthingpagan]

riddled with maggots

[Marco]

left over from

[Reid Malenfant]

the breakfast of

[Marco]

visiting Zelonites from

[WOStantonCS100]

bite her off

[prestonchipfryer]

flocking vigorously together

[Marco]

fighting over the

[prestonchipfryer]

bloated billowing body

[Marco]

of the (mutilated) corpse

[prestonchipfryer]

a maggots paradise

[Marco]

Bagsie an eyeball!

[prestonchipfryer]

juicy and chewy

[worthingpagan]

regurgitated and obnoxious

[Marco]

to 'un-popped' virgins

[worthingpagan]

cherries and icing

[Marco]

are very enticing

[WOStantonCS100]

to frothy vixens

[prestonchipfryer]

Mary is one

[Alex_UK]

contrary lady gardener

[Marco]

her bisexual tendencies

[prestonchipfryer]

double penetration preferred

[worthingpagan]

back door burglar

[Marco]

but appreciates variety

[worthingpagan]

blistered palms aside,

[Marco]

she loved pain

[Border Riever]

and pineapple jelly

[Marco]

liberally applied over

[Border Riever]

her big hairy

[worthingpagan]

chest and belly-button

[Beechwoods]

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