Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

in past her

[prestonchipfryer]

yearning, yielding mound

[Marco]

signalling clitoral stimulation

[Rare Bird]

no-time for-that malarky

[Puffin]

I want my-tea!

[Alex_UK]

and shirt ironed

[Marco]

or else I'll

[Puffin]

buy a horse

[Alex_UK]

bridle and whip :whippin:

[Marco]

you dirty biatch! :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

saddle soap goes

[Marco]

all down your

[worthingpagan]

rancid putrid pants

[Puffin]

y- front when

[worthingpagan]

the doorbell rings

[Rare Bird]

come on in

[Marco]

shaven Suzy's standing

[SCIDB]

Pie in hand

[Marco]

offering a taste

[Puffin]

that jack horner

[Alex_UK]

couldn't resist thumbing

[Marco]

The 'slot' was

[worthingpagan]

taken by force

[Marco]

all protests ignored

[Puffin]

looting the booty

[Marco]

squirtin' ya seed

[worthingpagan]

without any heed

[Marco]

slap her arse

[worthingpagan]

and drop your

[Marco]

susceptibility for compassion

[prestonchipfryer]

averting any soreness

[Marco]

by-ramming-her-rear

[Border Riever]

with Cornish pasties

[Reid Malenfant]

whilst merrily singing

[Puffin]

I get knocked-down

[worthingpagan]

by Delia's cooking

[Marco]

and everyone dies

[Thing Fish]

In custard

[Marco]

{Three Words Daily, daftee - not two!} ;)


Then Mavis entered

[Puffin]

with cabbage breath

[Marco]

you kissed her

[Alex_UK]

pert brussel sprouts

[Puffin]

and I instantly

[prestonchipfryer]

had an enormous

[Marco]

feeling of regret

[prestonchipfryer]

and nervous anticipation

[Puffin]

with premature infatuation

[worthingpagan]

when suddenly my

[Marco]

buttock cheeks opened

[worthingpagan]

with an outpouring

[Alex_UK]

of national grief

[worthingpagan]

the erected column

[Puffin]

doing a "nelson"

[worthingpagan]

whilst taking a

[Alex_UK]

voyage to Jamaica

[Folkboy]

where men are

[worthingpagan]

usually in a

[kininigin]

state of irie

[worthingpagan]

rastafari was jah

[Folkboy]

Jamaica
Nope, her idea.

[Marco]

I wore her

[Reid Malenfant]

old mucky apron

[Alex_UK]

and nothing else

[Folkboy]

for fifteen hours

[Marco]

whilst sporting a

[Puffin]

a stovepipe hat

[Folkboy]

with integral chimney

[Marco]

poking up from

[bogle111]

six feet under

[worthingpagan]

into my soup

[Puffin]

with many carrots

[Marco]

diced, to puke-up

[Puffin]

for tramps to

[Marco]

scoop-up and eat

[Puffin]

with British Sherry

[worthingpagan]

made in Japan

[Marco]

by frigid midgets

[Alex_UK]

teasing umpa lumpas

[worthingpagan]

with their hairy

[Thing Fish]

bottoms turned up

[Puffin]

to No 11:eek:

[Marco]

then a 69

[worthingpagan]

for no wicket

[Marco]

sticky it was

[Alex_UK]

but some Swarfega

[WAD62]

on middle stump

[Marco]

his middle-leg swelled

[worthingpagan]

quivering uncontrolably it

[prestonchipfryer]

ejaculated copious amounts

[worthingpagan]

of engine oil

[Puffin]

consumed that night

[prestonchipfryer]

intestines primed for

[Puffin]

a total re-spray

[Marco]

before the poofters

[worthingpagan]

got their tools

[Marco]

and waved them

[worthingpagan]

in the direction

[Marco]

of Roger, who

[worthingpagan]

logged into ebay

[Puffin]

paid his pal

[Marco]

slapped his arse,

[worthingpagan]

severed his jugular

[Puffin]

and ponced off

[Marco]

like a ponce

[Alex_UK]

ready to pounce

[Marco]

on his birthday-cake

{Happy Birthday to me!} :eyebrows: ;)

[prestonchipfryer]

decorated gaily with

[Tim]

girls in stockings

[Puffin]

and sawn-off shotguns

[prestonchipfryer]

shooting the enemy

[worthingpagan]

with baked beans

[Folkboy]

(Happy Birthday Marco)

[bogle111]

and many hy-phons

[Marco]

{Cheers, Jon!}


popping many hymens

[Alex_UK]

singing many hymns

[Marco]

as the tip

[worthingpagan]

at Chepstow, 2.30

[Marco]

was really a

[Puffin]

pissed up mule

[worthingpagan]

with an enormous

[Marco]

jobbey dangling from

[worthingpagan]

the hangmans noose

[Puffin]

with dirty prepuce

[worthingpagan]

befitting right-wingers

[Puffin]

and muffined mingers

[Folkboy]

, five goooooolden rings!

[Puffin]

four chronic birds

[Marco]

riddled with Syphilis

[Puffin]

eating small rodents

[Alex_UK]

in mi kitchen

[Puffin]

where nasty things

[Marco]

happen to weevils

[Alex_UK]

that are stewed

(Great new Avatar Marco :lol:)

[Puffin]

(Great new Avatar Marco :lol:)

not quite a-stovepipe:lolsign:

[Marco]

(It's a vinyl hat! :eyebrows:)


said Beteee to

[Folkboy]

the tallest hat!

[Marco]

and fattest helmet

[Folkboy]

Not the same. :eyebrows:

[Marco]

as a gobble

[Puffin]

with turkey tanya

[Marco]

who swallows whole

[prestonchipfryer]

pigs' testicles greedily

[Marco]

whilst deftly massaging

[Beechwoods]

his neighbours knotty

[Puffin]

but seriously decaying

[Marco]

gangrene-ridden festering foreskin

[Puffin]

nom,nom,nom

[Jonboy]

she mumble as

[Puffin]

she sicked her

[Marco]

vegetable Cup-a-Soup

[Jonboy]

crispy croutons causing

[Puffin]

catastrophic bowel mal-function

[Marco]

filling ya nappy

[Puffin]

for a Tena

[Marco]

said Ayrton Senna

[Puffin]

who?-put that wall

[prestonchipfryer]

oh bugger, bugger

[Puffin]

more penalty points

[bogle111]

upped the anty

[Alex_UK]

Boris the spider

[Themis]

-car driver of

[prestonchipfryer]

enormous, rancid proportions

[Marco]

whose sweat-saturated armpits

[Puffin]

drenched a nation

[Marco]

soaking many simmets

[Rare Bird]

2nd servings anyone

[Puffin]

for the dunderheeeed

[Marco]

in the tutu

[prestonchipfryer]

her dicky-dido hairs

[Puffin]

get licky-dicky stares

[Themis]

as nobody cares

[prestonchipfryer]

huge pulsating pairs

[Puffin]

caused a riot

[Marco]

in the nursery

[Puffin]

where nursery crimes

[Marco]

and Genesis lived

[Rare Bird]

anyone for Croquet

[Marco]

said Daphne, as

[Rare Bird]

her head rolled

[Marco]

onto the lawn

[Rare Bird]

For Absent Friends

[Jonboy]

photos are helpfull

[Marco]

to perv over

[Puffin]

knuckle shuffling is

[Jonboy]

a daily necessity

[Puffin]

when in public

[Folkboy]

especially bus queues,

[Marco]

behind naughty schoolgirls :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

not naughty nora

[Marco]

she was elsewhere

[Reid Malenfant]

buttering her buns

[Marco]

in anticipation of

[Rare Bird]

Burty the window-cleaner

[Marco]

spying on Lucy

[prestonchipfryer]

peaches so juicy

[Marco]

she's rubbing her

[Puffin]

magic bean when

[Marco]

noticing a string

[Alex_UK]

the Clangers cheered

[Rare Bird]

the Soup-Dragon sneered

[Marco]

whilst examining its

[Rare Bird]

volcanic soup well

[prestonchipfryer]

hot and throbbing

[Marco]

aching to explode

[Alex_UK]

over Iron Chicken's

[Themis]

on her knees

[Marco]

mouth open-wide, ready

[Puffin]

to haul arse

[Marco]

Love it rough!

[Puffin]

when the tough

[Marco]

buff her muff

[Puffin]

with horseradish sauce

[Jonboy]

causing hot pulsating

[Puffin]

but strangely burnt

[Alex_UK]

hot buttered crumpets

[Marco]

tasting of quim

[Reid Malenfant]

and peppery honey

[Puffin]

bang-on the money

[Marco]

hump a bunny

[Jonboy]

poke a pig

[Marco]

roger a rabbit

[Alex_UK]

bugger a badger

[Marco]

such literary inventiveness

[prestonchipfryer]

intellectual ingenious intelligence

[Puffin]

causes untold misery

[Marco]

to hapless koala-bears

[Alex_UK]

gobbling eucalyptus leaves

[prestonchipfryer]

and horseradish stumps

[Marco]

to enable maximum

[prestonchipfryer]

deployment and shrewd

[Marco]

extending of protuberant

[Puffin]

sticky out bellys

[Marco]

flabby man-boobs

[Puffin]

covered with jam

[Reid Malenfant]

& peanut butter

[Jonboy]

oosing witch's milk

[Puffin]

Shluurrrp, Shluurrpp, echoed

[Alex_UK]

Esben, as she

[Marco]

drained his trunk

[Puffin]

and said goodbye

[Marco]

leaving the bill

[bogle111]

scanned, but unpaid

[Marco]

forcing Ponsonby to

[Puffin]

to bum Fortescue

[Marco]

disapponting Cecil terribly

[Puffin]

career in tatters

[Marco]

nursing his blue-balls

[Puffin]

just like royalty

[prestonchipfryer]

straight and proud

[Puffin]

Attenshun!, you flacid