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    Quote Originally Posted by struth View Post
    she was fairly going through the the queue... thats about 17 an hr
    At £0.20 per client, a taking of £40.20 represents 201 clients.
    Assuming she was 'working' for 10 hours (without a break!), then this 600 minutes implies she only spent just under 3 minutes with each.

    Satisfaction guaranteed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    At £0.20 per client, a taking of £40.20 represents 201 clients.
    Assuming she was 'working' for 10 hours (without a break!), then this 600 minutes implies she only spent just under 3 minutes with each.

    Satisfaction guaranteed?
    Not necessarily. These particular public toilets have a coin-operated turnstile, and I'm guessing a lot of the "clients" left immediately and didn't hang around for a refund.

    The pimp must have been really disappointed to find that some of the money was the toilet attendant's cut.
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    You seem to know a lot about these things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    You seem to know a lot about these things.
    Everyone in Chorley knows about these things, including Mrs. P who found the turnstile receipt in my work pants pocket
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_UK View Post
    I must be thick, as I don't get it.
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    Chris Martin is the lead singer of a very famous band... then think of one of their biggest hits from their debut album...
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    Ah - Coldplay with their hit 'Yellow'; but I had to resort to Wikipedia to find out!
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    Shamelessly stolen from someone else on Facebook but made me smile!
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    Pretty cool that - Talking of cool, I wonder what DSOTM song you might get when you switch on the air con?
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