I've been trying to get into the Rolling Stones, but the more I listen to their music, the more I feel like it's aimed at dullards and dimwits. You know, aimed at people with thick, heavy fog just sitting inside their brains. Could be due to too much beer or pot or any other substance abuse, or just too much inbreeding. Whatever the case may be, their music seems plodding, and, well... dullard-like.

What am I missing here (if anything)?