Thanks to Steve (aquapiranha) here's a thread that you can vent your spleen with... and we might even start a few arguments too!
Do they annoy you, are they just noise, trite, pathetic, do the lyrics get on your nerves, are the artists talentless idiots or what?
6 of the "best" from me...
Savage Garden: "Affirmation" - a trite, pointless and boring list with nothing in the music to give it a lift.
Cat Stevens: "Days of the Old School Yard" - any song with the lines "When we had simplicity/And when we had warm toast for tea" should have been consigned to the bin before it was unleashed on an unsuspecting public.
Genesis: "Whodunnit" - OK, Abacab wasn't the best of their albums, but this was the pits. Was it you or was it me/Or was it he or she/Was it A or was it B/Or was it X or Zee?" TBH, lads, I couldn't give a pair of fettered dingo's kidneys.
Reel 2 Real: "I like to move it" - Really? Well why not take this rubbish with you when you do? This gets on my nerves SO MUCH and not only because my daughters form time-to-time sing it incessantly.
Chris de Burgh: "A Spaceman Came Travelling" - Tell me Chris, why would he come so far just to sing "Da--da--da--daa-da-da-daa-daa-daaaa." Please no more.....
And while we're on Christmas hits:
Kirsty McColl/The Pogues: "Fairy tale of New York." - Sorry guys, this has all the garbage in it that makes my beloved folk music reviled throughout the world: Inverted-snobby pretentiousness that oozes from every groaned syllable. Absolutely awful.
I might have a further rant later...