Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
There was some daft bint on the telly the other day, calls herself 'the aspara-mancer' She chucks a handful of asparagus spears onto a table, and depending how they point she can predict stuff.
That's as reliable as studying chicken entrails - the ancient Greeks and Romans were doing that centuries ago with equally random success.

A waste of asparagus if you ask me