Tell Me Something............Anything!

[Ian7633]

You can imagine what its like walking on the pavements in London trying to dodge the little darlings with there heads stuck in smartphones etc. In fact I've developed a peach of a body swerve worthy
of jinky Johnson at his best. Thats one for the teenagers as well

I have a mate who's strategy in dealing with the phone zombies is to just walk straight into them and then demand an apology as they were not looking where they were going. I think he keeps score of the dropped phones like a WW2 bomber pilot on the side of his shopping trolley.

[Barry]

I have a mate who's strategy in dealing with the phone zombies is to just walk straight into them and then demand an apology as they were not looking where they were going. I think he keeps score of the dropped phones like a WW2 bomber pilot on the side of his shopping trolley.

Love it! Sadly I was just too well brought up as a child to try out that strategy.

[Marco]

Indeed. Having been taught manners and high moral standards from young can often be a burden in today's world

Marco.

[Marco]

I have a mate who's strategy in dealing with the phone zombies is to just walk straight into them and then demand an apology as they were not looking where they were going. I think he keeps score of the dropped phones like a WW2 bomber pilot on the side of his shopping trolley.

Haha - yeah, that's tops!

Luckily however, I rarely need to mingle on busy high streets with the great unwashed.

Marco.

[Barry]

Haha - yeah, that's tops!

Luckily however, I rarely need to mingle on busy high streets with the great unwashed.

Marco.

Yes I know - instead you send Benson, your factotum to deal with all that.

[Alex_UK]

Billy Bragg was in the RTR. That bloke out of Fun Lovin Criminals was in the USMC in Iraq. I don't think serving in the forces necessarily disbars you from being a musician afterwards. Or during.

Just imagine what Elvis could have become if he didn't have to be in the stupid Army!

[Macca]

Just imagine what Elvis could have become if he didn't have to be in the stupid Army!

Jimi Hendrix as well. I mean he was the best and he was in the 82nd Airborne I think. He was in the army anyway. Hence 'Machine Gun.'

[Marco]

Yes I know - instead you send Benson, your factotum to deal with all that.

Ha - now there's an idea! He could deal with the awful queues there are sometimes in the food hall of Fortnum & Masons.

Marco.

[Barry]

Ha - now there's an idea! He could deal with the awful queues there are sometimes in the food hall of Fortnum & Masons.

Marco.

Don't they deliver for you? Shocking - I would have a word with them if I were you.

[Marco]

That's the butler's job... What I originally meant was that, as I don't live in a city or frequent busy town/city centres very often (simply because I can access them if necessary out with of peak usage times), I rarely encounter the risible 'glued to their phones brigade', unless one wanders out into the road in front of me, in which case I make damn sure of running it over, and claim the relevant 500 bonus points!

Marco.