Did you know you can burn up to 150 calories in one vigorous session of masturbation.
Just wish they didn't keep kicking me out of the Weight Watchers meetings though..
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I'm Rich.
Did you know you can burn up to 150 calories in one vigorous session of masturbation.
Just wish they didn't keep kicking me out of the Weight Watchers meetings though..
One of these days... I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
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A good shag is supposed to be the equivalent of a 5 mile run. Probably a myth, but that’s what I tell my girlfriend; who says she wants to loose weight.Originally Posted by RichB
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I'm Brian.
haha!
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As they say: 'May all your ups and downs be between the sheets'!
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Turntable: Heavily-modified Technics SL-1210MK5G [Mike New bearing/ETP platter/Paul Hynes SR7 PSU & regulator mods]. Funk Firm APM Achromat with Nagaoka GL-601 Crystal Record Weight. Isonoe feet & boots. Ortofon RS-212D tonearm with Denon DL-103GL, in a Denon PCL-300 headshell, fitted with Funk Firm Houdini and Kondo SL-115 pure-silver cartridge leads.
Paul Hynes MC head amp/SR5 PSU. Also modded Lentek head amp and Denon AU-310 SUT.
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Location: Newcastle UK
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I'm Rich.
My wife recommended I eat prunes to keep myself regular.
But I have a shit at 7am every morning, I told her.
Yes but most days you dont wake up until 9, she replied.
One of these days... I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
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Prunes? ...no wonder you shit the bedI actually like prunes and custard. must remember to set an alarm for 6.46am though
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Superb !
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I'm Allen.
Paddy and Jim were neighbours but they were also both beekeepers. The only difference was that Paddy had a very poor crop of honey whilst Jim had a huge crop.
Paddy was grumbling to his wife about this and said "If you see Jim in the garden ask him what his secret is. He is more likely to tell you than me"
When Paddy's wife asked Jim he explained, "I get up at 6 o'clock every morning to make sure the beehive entrance is fully open and I give the hive a gentle shake to get them out and about. It's particularly important at this time of year because all the flower beds in the local park are in full bloom and they get there before Paddy's bees."
That evening Paddy's wife related the story to Paddy who immediately replied, "The man is a liar."
"Why" said his wife.
Paddy replied, "Because the park doesn't open until 9 o'clock.
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Location: NE Scotland
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I'm Brian.
Not only do i like listening to my hifi, bu tI also like playing guitar. So last week I started a new band. We are called 999 megabytes
still not one gig though
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I'm Anto.
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
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