Just read through this entire thread and can't believe no-one's mentioned it.... am I really the only one who doesn't like being called a "member" ?

Other forums I'm on either let you choose your own or a have a context-related label. Admittedly, it doesn't always work, I spent quite a while as "Just a Little Girl" on one forum, but still, prefer that to being identified as the part of male anatomy most likely to cause distraction from listening to the system...

Could be interesting thinking up replacements after all... "Binatone twin cassette player" for newbies (£20, chewed the first tape I tried to play in it), for example?

Slowly make your way up to ... hmmm, I think that's where the arguments begin!