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  1. #771
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    Quote Originally Posted by pjdowns View Post
    That's brilliant Alex
    Not if another bloke turns up...

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    Very true Roy
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    A wonderful alleged ad, but a brilliant spoof none the less...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqChn-IQ60
    Last edited by bobbasrah; 11-10-2013 at 12:41. Reason: Found non Facebook version

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbasrah View Post
    A wonderful alleged ad, but a brilliant spoof none the less...
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v...type=2&theater
    I'm sure its wonderful but I can't access it as I haven't joined and have no intention of joining Facebook

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    Never mind Gordon. There's always God.

    David was a TV evangelist for over 50 years, had spent a lifetime doing charitable works as well as spreading the Lords word. God decided he needed to specially honour David's works, and said " you're a fantastic guy, I so appreciate what you have done, I'd like to give you something really special. What can I do for you. Anything - just ask"

    David says " Well Lord, We've always wanted to vacation in Hawai, but Mary-Lou Beth, my wife, is afraid of flying, and we both get fearful seasick. Could you build us a road bridge from California to Hawai?"

    And God says "David, I'm disappointed in you. Wanting something as selfish and material as a road bridge to Hawai. I mean - have you considered the cost and the work. We have to span thousands of miles of ocean, including the deepest sections of Ocean, its going to need millions of tons of concrete, steel bracing, tarmac and safety barriers, just so you and your wife can take a vacation"

    David is duly chastened. "Sorry Lord, I can't believe I asked for such a shallow thing. What I would really like, is to understand women properly. Why they have mood swings. What makes them smile, or cry. Why they are hurt, and what to say, or how to listen to make them happy again"

    And God says "Did you want that freeway 2 lane or 4 lane?"

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    One of the funniest things I've seen http://vimeo.com/61886386

    Alan
    I love Hendrix for so many reasons. He was so much more than just a blues guitarist - he played damn well any kind of guitar he wanted. In fact I'm not sure if he even played the guitar - he played music. - Stevie Ray Vaughan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firebottle View Post
    One of the funniest things I've seen http://vimeo.com/61886386

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    Hi Alan,

    Seen it and agree it's something quite hilarious
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    Chris



    Common sense isn't anymore!

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    Very funny. Nice one Chris...


    Saw this last week and it also made me laugh...

    In - Tweaked Lenco GL75, Linn Ittok, Ortofon Cadenza Black
    Through - Croft Micro 25 RS LS, power R monoblocks, RIAA R. Ortofon ST-80 SE SUT.
    Along - Tellurium Q Ultra Black cables
    Out - Harbeth SHL5 Plus XD's

    Street photography


    Dave

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    Chris



    Common sense isn't anymore!

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