Talk about losing the plot...

GOD: "AND WHAT IS THIS STANLEY???"

Stanley: "It is a Golden DAC your eminence..."

GOD: "AND WHY HAVE YOU BUILT SUCH A THING WHEN I HAVE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN THE BUILDING OF SUCH IDOLS FOR UNDER ONE THOUSAND POUNDS"

Stanley: Because the people wanted to be reminded of your magnificence your worship, and besides, my sado-masochistic side requires that I be fed a strict diet of cynical questions about how it can be so good for so little, and whether it knows what is outside the box ...and how many ...in perpetuity

Stanley: I've cocked up haven't I?

GOD: STANLEY, GO AND STAND IN THAT BURNING BUSH AND MARVEL AT THE SOUNDS OF CHOIRS OF ANGELS PUMMELLING YOU WITH BLISS IN PURE LOSSLESS AUDIO (24BIT/192KHZ) WHILE YOU ATONE FOR YOUR SINS...