You nicked that!!
Don McCorleone
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I'm inthescottishmafia.
You nicked that!!
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I'm Nick.
Senior Member
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I'm David.
Have I done something wrong?
Aspergics don't usually have a sense of humour, but I rather liked this one and thought I'd share this, as I get sent loads...
I can't go on and I can't go back, I don't feel so matter of fact,
I tried and tried to make good sense, What's the good to try it all again?
Administrator / Magnetic Tape Person
Location: Bristol, UK
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I'm Nick.
No Dave - it was Mike who nicked his subsequent punchline, bit of an inside joke I think!
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I'm David.
Left outside alone? OK.......
I can't go on and I can't go back, I don't feel so matter of fact,
I tried and tried to make good sense, What's the good to try it all again?
Don McCorleone
Location: Galashiels
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I'm inthescottishmafia.
It's in Nick Gorham's signature on his Audio-Talk site,hence the "nicked" comment!
Alien Entity
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I'm InSpace.
It is... I confess!Originally Posted by Ali Tait
It's in Nick Gorham's signature on his Audio-Talk site,hence the "nicked" comment!
I still think it's funny though
Shian7
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Kudakutemo
kudakutemo
ari mizu-no tsuki
Though it be be broken -
broken again - still it's there:
the moon on the water.
- Choshu.
Don McCorleone
Location: Galashiels
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I'm inthescottishmafia.
Yeah me too.
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I'm Mike.
B.a options & a bridge too far
A long-haul B.A. passenger sitting in the front seat was approached by an attendant,
"Are you having dinner, sir?", she asked.
"What are my options?", the passenger enquired.
"Yes or no", she replied.
A lorry driver on a country road saw the 'low bridge' sign too late and got stuck under it.
The queue of traffic lengthened behind him as he awaited assistance.
The police arrived, and a smug looking police officer got out of his vehicle and strolled up to the driver's cab.
" Got stuck, eh?" the officer smirked.
"Not at all, officer", the driver retorted, "I just ran out of fuel whilst transporting this bridge",
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I'm AudioAl'sArbiterForPISHANTO.
Hehe...
Good to see you back, Mike. I look forward to having a proper chat on the main areas of the forum
Marco.
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Paul Hynes MC head amp/SR5 PSU. Also modded Lentek head amp and Denon AU-310 SUT.
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Tube Distinctions digital noise filter. VPI HW16.5 record cleaning machine.
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