On the subject of silent air-pumps, I've been searching the web to try and track down the pump that my parents used on their aquarium.
It was German, and looked like a little steam engine with two little pistons attached to each of a shaft which had a large, thin metal disc in the middle. Rather than the disc being a flywheel driven by the pistons, the disc was driven electromagnetically and moved the pistons which worked in tandem to pump the air.
Apart from looking really cool, it was completely, and I mean COMPLETELY silent, had no valves or diaphragms to wear our (the valves were the machined faces of the cylinder and case which opened and closed with the movement as the cylinders oscillated).
They bought it an my suggestion after being disappointed with various others and it must have worked flawlessly for the next 15yrs without any maintenance apart from a drop or two of machine oil every few months.
In fact I'm now wondering if it's still in the house somewhere....
If I find it, or similar on the web, I'll post pics because it's exactly what's needed here.
You'd not hid it away, you'd want it in full view, silently working....
Steve aka 'Twelvebears' (it's a long story)
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