Art of Sound Law - Your Rights

[The Grand Wazoo]

The First Post Police have powers to arrest you.

This may occur anywhere and at any time, including on the street, at home or at work - even in front of your hi-fi.


The First Post Police don’t need a warrant.

If a serious or dangerous first post has taken place they may enter a building or property without a warrant and without phoning you first so that you can put the kettle on.


The First Post Police arrest procedure.

If you’re arrested the First Post Police must:

• identify themselves as the First Post Police - usually by showing you the badge pinned to the tops of their stockings.
• tell you that you’re being arrested - this can include terms such as "Yor fa**in' knicked, me old beauty!"
• tell you what crime they think you’ve committed - sometimes they are wrong, but that doesn't matter, because they're always right.
• explain why it’s necessary to arrest you - this is usually because you haven't posted an introduction in the Welcome section.
• If you’re under 18 and you’re being arrested at school, the headteacher must give their permission and be present when you are arrested, especially if she's called Tabatha. The First Post Police must also contact your parents, guardian or carer as soon as possible unless your headteacher is called Tabatha (in which case, we will be too busy cleaning records, so tough luck, Sonny-Jim).

First Post Police have powers to use reasonable force.

If you try to escape or become violent, the First Post Police can use ‘reasonable force’, eg holding you down so you can’t run off or locking you alone in a room with the Wrexham Rotweilers (also known as the 'Lockwood Bunnies').

You can also be handcuffed and molested with a knotted speaker cable.

The First Post Police have powers to search you when you’re arrested and they may have to confiscate any offensive weapons or incriminating evidence such as audio equipment or cd's, records or other music carrying media devices - purely for Health and Safety purposes.




............alternatively you can go directly to the Welcome Section as you were requested in the email you received and start a new thread in order to introduce yourself, your system and taste in music to the members..........all things considered, this is probably for the best!

[synsei]

ROFLMAO...

[Dominic Harper]

The First Post Police have powers to arrest you.

This may occur anywhere and at any time, including on the street, at home or at work - even in front of your hi-fi.


The First Post Police don’t need a warrant.

If a serious or dangerous first post has taken place they may enter a building or property without a warrant and without phoning you first so that you can put the kettle on.


The First Post Police arrest procedure.

If you’re arrested the First Post Police must:

• identify themselves as the First Post Police - usually by showing you the badge pinned to the tops of their stockings.
• tell you that you’re being arrested - this can include terms such as "Yor fa**in' knicked, me old beauty!"
• tell you what crime they think you’ve committed - sometimes they are wrong, but that doesn't matter, because they're always right.
• explain why it’s necessary to arrest you - this is usually because you haven't posted an introduction in the Welcome section.
• If you’re under 18 and you’re being arrested at school, the headteacher must give their permission and be present when you are arrested, especially if she's called Tabatha. The First Post Police must also contact your parents, guardian or carer as soon as possible unless your headteacher is called Tabatha (in which case, we will be too busy cleaning records, so tough luck, Sonny-Jim).

First Post Police have powers to use reasonable force.

If you try to escape or become violent, the First Post Police can use ‘reasonable force’, eg holding you down so you can’t run off or locking you alone in a room with the Wrexham Rotweilers (also known as the 'Lockwood Bunnies').

You can also be handcuffed and molested with a knotted speaker cable.

The First Post Police have powers to search you when you’re arrested and they may have to confiscate any offensive weapons or incriminating evidence such as audio equipment or cd's, records or other music carrying media devices - purely for Health and Safety purposes.




............alternatively you can go directly to the Welcome Section as you were requested in the email you received and start a new thread in order to introduce yourself, your system and taste in music to the members..........all things considered, this is probably for the best!

Bloody Brilliant PMSL

Natalie

[keiths]

First Post Police are looking through my folders,
First Post Police are talking to my niece,
First Post Police have got their final orders,
Poster, drop your mouse, it's First Post Police

[Ali Tait]

Thought everyone would like to see a pic of the First Post Polis-

[Marco]

Aye, I'm glad you've made sure that they were good Tims, wearing green & white!

WTF is that Engerlund flag-thing doing in background? You've lost points for that!

Marco.

[The Grand Wazoo]

WTF is that Engerlund flag-thing doing in background? You've lost points for that!

Your memory is bad Marco. That's not a George Cross, it a surrender flag that we captured from an offender. The red bits are blood from the knotted speaker cable (the cat of QED 79 Tails).

[Marco]

Marco.

[MartinT]

Be nice, now - it's St George's Day on Monday although of course English people are not allowed to celebrate as we're not an ethnic minority

[Reid Malenfant]

of course English people are not allowed to celebrate as we're not an ethnic minority

If you happened to drop into my doctors surgery you'd definately think otherwise Even most of the staff are foreign, or at least born overseas..

As for the patients, I couldn't honestly say if I have seen another born & bred in Britain patient in the last 5 or 6 visits That's with about twenty to thirty people in the waiting room each time I was there

So as I'm in a minority I'm going to celebrate