Don't know about that one........

.....but I know the one about David Beckham in a taxi in London.

He & his missus have just been picked up by a cab. The driver recognises them because he'd dropped them off just down the road about an hour before.

He says, "Well Mr Beckham did you have any luck finding somewhere good to have your lunch then?"

Our hero says "errrrrrrrrrrmmmmm............tell me the name of a railway station........."

The cabby says "Kings Cross"

"No.........not that one........."

"Waterloo"

"No.........not that one........."

"St. Pancras"

"No.........not that one........."


"Victoria"

"THAT'S IT. YOU GOT IT!! YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!! THAT'S THE ONE.................

He turns to his wife "......Victoria.....where was it we went for our lunch?"