Anyone keen on watches?

[Macca]

St Patrick's Day watch.

[Pigmy Pony]

St Patrick's Day watch.

Apart from being green a decent St. Patrick's day watch also needs to:

Have an alarm to remind you when the pub's open, and be sturdy enough to survive the wearer falling over pissed. And be resistant to pub brawl damage.

[Macca]

Apart from being green a decent St. Patrick's day watch also needs to:

Have an alarm to remind you when the pub's open, and be sturdy enough to survive the wearer falling over pissed. And be resistant to pub brawl damage.

Also needs to be easy to slide off the wrist and down the hand to serve as a makeshift knuckleduster.

[Roy S]

Also needs to be easy to slide off the wrist and down the hand to serve as a makeshift knuckleduster.

Remind me never to lend you a watch…

Weekend wear

[Macca]

I could do with one of those, I struggle with what day of the week it is. And I'm not even retired yet.

[Pigmy Pony]

I'd like one that was just that 'days' bit. No date, no big hand little hand, no seconds sweep. It'd save me the job of having to say "Alexa, what day is it?" And having to repeatedly ask throughout the day.

Pensioners in the olden days had it so easy - they knew when it was Saturday because Batman was on, and Sunday they had Songs of Praise (otherwise known as "we're only here to get our fizzog on telly").

Monday Wednesday Friday was Corrie, Thursday World in Action. Not sure what Tuesday was, queuing at the Post Office probably.

[Gazjam]

My favourite of yours Roy
lovely watch.

Remind me never to lend you a watch…

Weekend wear

[Barry]

I'm not that keen on the cosmetics - to my mind the two sub dials ought to be of equal size.

[Barry]

I'd like one that was just that 'days' bit. No date, no big hand little hand, no seconds sweep. It'd save me the job of having to say "Alexa, what day is it?" And having to repeatedly ask throughout the day.

Pensioners in the olden days had it so easy - they knew when it was Saturday because Batman was on, and Sunday they had Songs of Praise (otherwise known as "we're only here to get our fizzog on telly").

Monday Wednesday Friday was Corrie, Thursday World in Action. Not sure what Tuesday was, queuing at the Post Office probably.

I don't understand how anyone can not know what day it is: the date perhaps, but the day no.

[Macca]

I don't understand how anyone can not know what day it is: the date perhaps, but the day no.

I've always struggled with it a bit. Before phone alarms I'd forget to switch off the alarm Friday night and be halfway out the door before realising it was Saturday.

I've also gone into work when I've had the day off, thinking it was still the day before. That got a few laughs, especially as I then had a 7 mile walk home.