Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
Oi! Go back and flush that log, you manky bint!
I suspect this newish strategy of putting the bogs upstairs is to give your esteemed clientele a quick sobriety self test on the way down.... If you end up doing one of those running type falls you've failed and they cart you off to a&e after rescuing your severed extremities which were removed by the plate glass door you just went through.