Tell Me Something............Anything!

[Firebottle]

Yes after 74 they don't give a shit!
Boom boom.

Good job we are not living in France, you have to request your test when due. I wonder how many forget?

[guy]

thanks for the reassurance chaps - I had scan read the letter and misinterpreted the two year bit

[Filterlab]

Gives a whole new meaning to 'tunnel vision'.

[Pigmy Pony]

Yes after 74 they don't give a shit!
Boom boom.

Good job we are not living in France, you have to request your test when due. I wonder how many forget?

Sorry what was we talking about? Actually that's not good, putting the anus, sorry I mean onus, on the patients. You could say the French Health Service are getting away with merde. Boom boom!

[guy]

Gives a whole new meaning to 'tunnel vision'.

Several years ago I was having trouble with "IBS", so was invited to have a colonoscopy.

On the day I was surprised to find that I could watch the procedure on a screen while two nurses fed the fibre optic in - quite fascinating to see. They took a couple of bowel lining samples for biopsy then started to pull the camera out but left the camera/screen turned on.

Absolutely hilarious (for me anyway) to see my buttocks, with nurses face peering over them appear in wide angle format on the screen

(Turned out my problem was lymphocytic colitis, and funnily enough all symptoms disappeared (thank God) directly after the procedure - I do wonder if the day on emetics prior to the examination had cleared whatever was causing the immune response )

[Barry]

Yesterday I went for my annual MOT. Amongst other things they measured my weight and height. Much to my surprise, I seem to have shrunk in height by 2cm ( ), though my BMI is perfect; as are all the other parameters.

[Barry]

Now that December is here and we have come out of lockdown, we celebrated by doing two things:

[1] Went to our local eatery/coffee shop for lunch,

[2] Put up the Christmas decorations.

Normally, when it come to putting up the tree and decorating it, I just 'go through the motions' with little enthusiasm. But this time we put up some decorations outside as well, and when finished my partner cheerfully claimed "Now Christmas is here".

[walpurgis]

Yesterday I went for my annual MOT. Amongst other things they measured my weight and height. Much to my surprise, I seem to have shrunk in height by 2cm ( ), though my BMI is perfect; as are all the other parameters.

So have I. Can't say I care much really, but I measured my height last week and I've shrunk over an inch. My brother and next door neighbour are in their eighties and are very noticeably shorter than they were thirty years ago.

[Pigmy Pony]

Were you perhaps measured in the morning last year, and in the afternoon this year? When I tell folk I'm 5'10"" in the morning they look at me like I'm mental

[Marco]

Now that December is here and we have come out of lockdown, we celebrated by doing two things:

[1] Went to our local eatery/coffee shop for lunch,

[2] Put up the Christmas decorations.

Normally, when it come to putting up the tree and decorating it, I just 'go through the motions' with little enthusiasm. But this time we put up some decorations outside as well, and when finished my partner cheerfully claimed "Now Christmas is here".

Lol... We got our tree yesterday, after much deliberation, as Del's really fussy about it being *just* the right size and shape, so I was in the garden centre rummaging through different ones and holding them up for her inspection/approval, and being met with 'don't like that one', 'no, don't want that one' - but EVENTUALLY she picked one she liked!

It's been sitting outside in some water, after I sawed the bottom off of it, to allow it to absorb some moisture. We didn't have time today to bring it and decorate it, as we were busy in the garden, but will be doing it tomorrow, and she's beside herself with excitement! She just LOVES Christmas...

Marco.