Two nuns are out in the Woods. Gathering mushrooms or something.

They notice some terrible pervert stalking them.

They decide it might be wise to get back to the Convent. These are virtuous Catholic girls.

They quicken their pace back to the Convent. But the pervert seems to be catching them up.

After a while they decide it is looking hopeless.

Sister Smart says to Sister Dumb, "It might be wise if we split up."

That way only one of us gets caught.

Off they go in different directions.

Sister Dumb makes it back to the Convent. She is worried about Sister Smart.

But miraculously Sister Smart makes it back soon after.

"What happened ?" says Sister Dumb.

"Well" says Sister Smart, "That perv was catching up with me. So i did the only thing a girl can do in that situation and lifted my skirt. He dropped his trousers."

"I then ran back to the Convent. Because a girl lifting her skirt can outrun a man with his trousers dropped!"

And you thought this was going to be a dirty story!

Say two Hail Marys!