Make the ball three times heavier?
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Make the ball three times heavier?
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I suppose that could work.
You'd be able to jump to enormous heights to intercept crosses into the box. No need to use the defender's shoulders anymore
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basketball you'd have to make the net a lot higher I suppose.
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I don't think the footballers will be allowed to go to Mars - the powers that be will be putting them onto a different Ark, along with the telephone sanitisers, middle management and hairdressers.
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Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse were on BBC News this morning. I see both are now sporting the obligatory 'old geezer's' hair transplant patch at the front.
What none of these guys realise is that as they continue ageing, the rest of their hair will carry on thinning and they be left with a hair 'island' at the front unless they have loads more transplants.
Personally, I couldn't be bothered with all that. I keep what I have left at a low maintenance No.1 cut.
Elon Musk's effort looks weird, it looks as though it's been airbrushed on.
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A friend of mine had hair transplants many years ago. Only partially successful: they were inserted with such regular and equal spacing that they look like a stand of pine trees.Originally Posted by walpurgis
Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse were on BBC News this morning. I see both are now sporting the obligatory 'old geezer's' hair transplant patch at the front.
What none of these guys realise is that as they continue ageing, the rest of their hair will carry on thinning and they be left with a hair 'island' at the front unless they have loads more transplants.
Personally, I couldn't be bothered with all that. I keep what I have left at a low maintenance No.1 cut.
Elon Musk's effort looks weird, it looks as though it's been airbrushed on.
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Yes, that looks daft.
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Better than a syrup though.
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it's a tossup as to which is worse. A wig or a comb-over.
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I wonder if you can get comb-over style wigs?
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