In a similar vein - What's the difference between kinky and perverted?Originally Posted by Vince
Kinky is tickling your lover with a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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In a similar vein - What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is tickling your lover with a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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thank god for that... no mention of shagging the damn thing
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'Do I put it in the brown hole or feed it to the turkey?
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I was waiting to use the cash machine and a little old lady was struggling to see the screen. 'Could you check my balance' she asked me.......so I pushed her over!
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