My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns...

Well, toucan play at that game!

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My girlfriend says she's leaving me because of my obsession with KitKats...

I suggested we have a break!

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I called the doctor. "My wife is going into labour! What should I do?"

"Is this her first child?" he asked.

"No, this is her husband!

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I'm not saying I'm concerned about catching Covid-19 but I did my 20 mins

walk via Google Earth street view today...

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