A binman knocks on a chinese take-away door. A chi*ky answer's ''harro, wot u wan''. The binman ask's ''where's ya bin''. ''I bin on loo'' say's the chi*k. ''No mate, where's ya dustbin'', '' I dust bin on loo'' say's the chi*k. ''No, no mate, where's ur wheelie bin''. ''Hokay. I wheelie bin hanin a wank''.