Only a month and a half old, a woman takes a baby for his very first doctor’s visit. Upon examining the baby, the doctor says, “This child is thin, is he breast fed or bottle fed?”. And the woman answers, “Breast fed”. So the doctor instructs her to strip down to the waist, and she complies. He very professionally examines her breast, squeezing them and pinching the nipples, and then he says, “No wonder the child is thin, you don’t have any milk!”. She says, “I know, I’m the child’s grandmother, but I’m still glad I came!”.

Russell