Quote Originally Posted by Marra View Post
Did you hear about the Chameleon that couldn't change colour. It was a reptile dysfunction.
I like that.

I went to my local G.P. and after initial tests, she told me that I'd have to stop masturbating. When I asked why, she said " because I'm trying to examine you".

Used to have a successful racing snail, so to reduce weight for even more speed, I took its shell off. Didn't work, though; simply made him more sluggish.

Bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer last week. No idea what he'd done to them but I was tripping all day.

I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows far too high. She looked surprised.

Conjuctivitis.com really is a site for sore eyes.

It has now been discovered that the two grave-diggers who had been seen wandering aimlessly around the cemetery for hours in south Devon had simply lost the plot.