Two brothers married two sisters on the same day, at the same church and honeymooned in the same hotel.

So, to make things a bit different, they decided to have a consumation race, whereby they compete to see how many times they can couple up with their new brides. The older brother says "No contest, I will be the winner" and the younger brother said "No chance, I am more virile than you are". No sooner had the bedroom doors closed, the younger brother starts going at it hammer and tongs. The older brother then gives his new bride a large portion and puts a "1" on the bedpost, then again another portion at 1.00am in the morning and draws another "1" on the bedpost and finally at 3.30 in the morning and puts yet another "1" on the bedpost.

8.00am the next morning the younger brother comes into the older brother's bedroom supremely confident he was the best and looks at the numbers on the bedpost. He said "Hells bells, a hundred and eleven, you beat me by one!"