So, tell us about your user name..............

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Oh, I could tell you others involving Kettle Chips, mushy peas, a visit to a greasy spoon cafe, striped pyjamas, my sons missing homework etc etc etc. one day I'll get my arse into gear and write a book.

[wiicrackpot]

It was when Mandy first got into parliament. He was standing by a call box in one of the corridors as Skinner approached

MANDELSON: Could you lend me a 20p coin. I need to call a friend.

SKINNER: Here's 40p. Ring ALL of them.

Oh, I could tell you others involving Kettle Chips, mushy peas, a visit to a greasy spoon cafe, striped pyjamas, my sons missing homework etc etc etc. one day I'll get my arse into gear and write a book.

Harry, sure you'll get a few sales on here alone.

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Wii. It's actually mostly written. Just need to get a publisher and the motivation to get it finished.

[wiicrackpot]

Wii. It's actually mostly written. Just need to get a publisher and the motivation to get it finished.

Should have no problems with the former as you'll have contacts with publishers being an ex-editor,
the latter is difficult as you'll be firmly planted in front of those gorgeous speakers and everything can wait mode.

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Getting a book published is more difficult than ever. Most publishers want celebrity bollocks or tat like Shades of Shite

[ehoove]

My friends used to and still call me Hoove, so its the first letter of my first name and my nick name.
Regards,
Jim

[wiicrackpot]

My friends used to and still call me Hoove, so its the first letter of my first name and my nick name.
Regards,
Jim

Yebbit you're Jim, unless thats an alias and your real name is Eleanor. (taking Q's with your avatar BTW)

[ehoove]

Yebbit you're Jim, unless thats an alias and your real name is Eleanor. (taking Q's with your avatar BTW)

I go by my middle name, My father went by my first. I'm the II
Regards,
Jim

[Loftman]

Many years ago when my girl friend (now wife) came round I was always in the loft. Her brother started calling me Loftman. When I needed an email address I chose Loftman as a user name for an email forwarding outfit (Bigfoot - very good) & it's stuck ever since.

[Marco]

What were you doing up in the loft, I wonder - THAT is the question!

Did you have some scud mags up there?

Marco.