What is the art of sound?

[Stratmangler]

Don’t listen to what my ex Italian girlfiend (nope, it’s spelt right) tells you about me being typically British and not knowing a bloody thing about emotion; I got emotion, lots.

I'm intrigued by this girlfiend being an ex Italian.
What nationality is she now ?

[Welder]

British apparently
Something to do with marrying an Englishman and changing passports

You get one point for the droll humour and -5 for not considering nationality changes through marriage

[The Grand Wazoo]

Interesting...........just one question though.
What exactly did your 'girlfiend' do to become an ex-Italian?

.........was she jumped or did she push?






EDIT: doh.......just seen the last two posts!!

[Welder]

-10 points for you Wazoo.
You’re not even paying attention.
If you’ve all finished………..

Very disappointing all round I must say chaps. British forum as well. May as well be chatting to the Yanks. At least they can follow the plot even if they don’t get the humour

[The Grand Wazoo]

So, you prefer the bricks you referred to, to a little bit of friendly (if badly timed) humour then do you?
Fine.

[Welder]

No need to get all pissy just because you woke up with your foot in your mouth.
Hurl away, I bet you cant hit a barn door with a brick at ten paces anyway

[Clive]

British apparently
Something to do with marrying an Englishman and changing passports

You get one point for the droll humour and -5 for not considering nationality changes through marriage

You don't renounce Italian citizenship when marrying a Brit, that situation changed just after my mother (Italian) married my father (British) around 60 years ago.

[The Grand Wazoo]

No need to get all pissy just because you woke up with your foot in your mouth.
Hurl away, I bet you cant hit a barn door with a brick at ten paces anyway

I'm not getting 'pissy' and I don't chuck bricks - if you expect to have bricks chucked at you on a forum, you're on the wrong one.

[Stratmangler]

British apparently
Something to do with marrying an Englishman and changing passports

You get one point for the droll humour and -5 for not considering nationality changes through marriage

Ooooooohhh!!
Only -4 points - that means I win (QI rules)

[Welder]

Stratmangler
Rats, nobody told me we were playing under QI rules. Guess I’m a few points adrift now


Wazoo
Oh, no brick hurling here? Might as well put this pile back outside then.
Relax, it’s just a bit of fun
I believe the correct description is naturalization or something similar. In fact the girlfiend was one of the Queens subjects (can’t say British citizen because I don’t believe we have such a status here) when I met her.