Who's the worlds greatest athlete. The guy who finishes 1st and 3rd in a wanking contest.
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Who's the worlds greatest athlete. The guy who finishes 1st and 3rd in a wanking contest.
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Judging by Diane's face, she just heard ya joke Vince .....
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What's the last thing that goes through a flys mind when it hits a windscreen?
It's arse!
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A man was in A & E explaining to the doctor what had happened.
'I fitted a mirror to our bedroom ceiling, but it came down whilst we were shagging'.
The doctor asked, 'who was on top'
'She was' he says.
'I see' said the doctor. 'She has several cuts to her head, back and legs, but how did she end up dislocating her jaw'?
'Nobody criticizes my DIY'.
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I saw a poor old lady fall fall unconscious in the snow today. Well, I assume she was poor, she only had 24 pence in her purse.
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Did you hear about the terrible crash at Spaghetti Junction. 12 people were injured, 3 pasta way.
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How do accountants liven up their office parties?
They invite an Undertaker.
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A man walks up to a stunning girl at a party and says, 'Hi, the names Bond'
'Let me guess, James Bond' replies the girl.
'No,' he says.......'Unibond....I'm here to fill your crack.'
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A woman goes yo the doctors and says,' Doctor I've got an bit of an embarrassing problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.'
She disrobes behind the screen and the Doctor goes to have a look.
'Well, what's the problem he asks'
'There are 2 green circles that have appeared on the inside of my thighs.'
The doctor examines her and asks, 'have you been having an affair with a Gypsy lately?'
The woman blushes and replies, 'well, er, yes I have'.
'Ah,' the doctor says, 'that's the problem, tell him his earrings aren't made of gold'!
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