Humor for your day-check out this

[about2]

Perhaps you could produce a special edition extra long reach remote version and pull Nigerian based cables from San Francisco? For a small service charge of course.

Now that is thinking outside the box.

I have a design prototype ready for testing. Yes it is remote but uses hyper extended elastic polymer fiber optic style material that is transparent and invisible as it crosses continents. I do need to get FHA flight approval before it can be used however. Like most things involving the government, this may take a few years.

[Techno Commander]

Or you can cobble your own with epoxy and electrical tape.

An excellent engineering solution.

Thanks.