Ahhh, but have you had racist cheese?
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Wens(leydale) this (E)dam nonsense going to stop? You'd have to Brie mad to Stil(ton) be listening to this woman (Cheese)spreading her anti-Dairy(lea) daftness. I Cam(embert) hardly believe it. We've surely had our Phil(edelphia) of this rubbish. Now, I Gouda go and read something else as I'm Feta up with narrow-minded views. She must be completely (Em)mental. Maybe if she wore a Marsc(apone) she wouldn't see the racism in cheese. If she spoke more Caerphilly then perhaps she wouldn't wind everyone up.
Cheddar. (Couldn't blend that into the conversation, but it's worth saying anyway).