You can't bring it all with you.

[Filterlab]

I'll do anything frankly. T'is a result of getting nothing for the last 13 years.

Sadly Norfolk ain't the county for attractive people. I obviously include myself in that.

The "completely and utterly worn out with life" look does little for attracting short term fun.


"Sheesh"

[Pigmy Pony]

I might say I'm a transwoman, who is also a lesbian, aka straight guy, that should swing it.

Don't forget you must look the part Mike, the devil is in the detail as they say. Dungarees and a pair of monkey boots should suffice. And a boyish haircut

[Marco]

I'll do anything frankly. T'is a result of getting nothing for the last 13 years.

Sadly Norfolk ain't the county for attractive people. I obviously include myself in that.

The "completely and utterly worn out with life" look does little for attracting short term fun.


"Sheesh"

I think you look fine, mate, although the grey hair's coming along nicely!

Maybe lose the 'bum fluff', posing as a beard lol, and go clean shaven - unless you're particularly attached to it? For me, beards, especially grey ones (or those going grey), add years onto folk

Marco.

[Marco]

I might say I'm a transwoman, who is also a lesbian, **aka straight guy**, that should swing it.

Well, the parties could be fun. You'd probably be very welcome at the (men 'actively discouraged') sleepovers my wife holds and also attends, as long as the latter (highlighted above) only applies on a bad day..

Marco.

[Filterlab]

I think you look fine, mate, although the grey hair's coming along nicely!

Maybe lose the 'bum fluff', posing as a beard lol, and go clean shaven - unless you're particularly attached to it? For me, beards, especially grey ones (or those going grey), add years onto folk

Marco.

Nah, too much effort. A trim once a week is all I can be bothered with, besides which it helps to hide my mug.

It's actually quite thick but the colour varies wildly. Blond to dark brown with grey too. Just like my cat Chip.

[Marco]

Lol - no worries. I'm just predisposed to disliking beards, as IMHO 90% of the male species don't suit them, including me!

Plus, Del hates 'rough man things' scratching her soft, smooth lady bits

Marco.

[struth]

Nah, too much effort. A trim once a week is all I can be bothered with, besides which it helps to hide my mug.

It's actually quite thick but the colour varies wildly. Blond to dark brown with grey too. Just like my cat Chip.

i enjoy wet shaving.. its a relaxing thing to do. just use a proper razor and a really sharp Japanese feather blade.. xquality cream etc..

[Pigmy Pony]

I'll do anything frankly. T'is a result of getting nothing for the last 13 years.

Sadly Norfolk ain't the county for attractive people. I obviously include myself in that.

The "completely and utterly worn out with life" look does little for attracting short term fun.


"Sheesh"

Oh dear... Is this pic from your online dating profile? If so' I would add a caption stating how much you've missed proper hairdressers during lockdown and crop the picture to remove your Spiderman duvet cover from the shot... Only kidding mate, and pay no heed to Marco's dodgy views on beards, just because he prefers men to look like boys

Trying to make yourself look younger by losing the beard, all I can say is that looking younger isn't the be all and and end all - looking around at all the ugly kids will attest to that. Better to have a look that you like and gives you confidence, and any prospective partner that doesn't see that ain't worth a light

[Filterlab]

To be honest I'm beyond caring. I look shit because I look shit, no amount of hair cutting is going to change that. Being an 'ugly' is something that's fixed unfortunately.

The duvet is floral by the way.

[Marco]

Only kidding mate, and pay no heed to Marco's dodgy views on beards, just because he prefers men to look like boys

Trying to make yourself look younger by losing the beard, all I can say is that looking younger isn't the be all and and end all - looking around at all the ugly kids will attest to that. Better to have a look that you like and gives you confidence, and any prospective partner that doesn't see that ain't worth a light

Haha - all good advice! I'm just not a 'beardy guy', and most of the women I've went out with didn't/don't like them. However, there are plenty others who do - and I suspect who'd also love being 'done' under a 'Spiderman duvet'!

As long as you removed your pyjamas first..

Marco.