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    Some of the TV shows in Scotland are funny - and crude - https://youtu.be/_AxiHXGJHTM


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    Very good series (I also used to like Rab)
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    still game was good stuff; a spin off of Chewin' the Fat, so worth picking that up too.. some of the sketches in that were fabulous tbh.. pure hilarity.. started wankin' was a classic
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    I'm trying to remember which show featured a pub landlord who had a PA system installed so he could make announcements to the punters such as: "The bloke in the blue jumper, you got nae chance with her", had my mum in hysterics
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    I'm trying to remember which show featured a pub landlord who had a PA system installed so he could make announcements to the punters such as: "The bloke in the blue jumper, you got nae chance with her", had my mum in hysterics
    A whisky expert: “Don’t be shy, gentlemen. Try the McClivey, that distillery is silent now. Twenty-five years old. A wee sip of history.”
    Jack: “Aye well, it’ll be history when it’s flying out my p*sser in about an hour.”
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    Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?

    “Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".

    “You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”

    "You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”

    “There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”


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    Regards,
    Grant .... ؠ ......Don't be such a big girl's blouse

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work
    .... ..... ...... ...... ................... ..... ..... ..... ..... .....
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    Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?

    “Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".

    “You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”

    "You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”

    “There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”


    ***SMILE, BE HAPPY***

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    Rab c Nesbit used to make me cry with Laughter ,and the again with insight and pathos, a true people’s philosopher, I used to translate it for missus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flo View Post
    Rab c Nesbit used to make me cry with Laughter ,and the again with insight and pathos, a true people’s philosopher, I used to translate it for missus.
    The one with the en-suite was quite a shock! Hilarious.
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    11 you must have seen this
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU

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