Originally Posted by
InThe Sticks
Really, I'm mean REALLY!
some light reading for you..
1. Derek Mackay sending text messages to a sixteen-year-old boy telling him he was really cute.
2. Mhairi Black bringing a drag queen called Flowjob to a primary school
3. Derek Mackay spending £230 million on ferries that were not built
4. John Swinney overseeing an exam fiasco leading to marks being inflated
5. John Swinney being responsible for teaching primary school children about anal sex, rimming and pornography.
6. Natalie McGarry resigned the SNP whip because of fraud offences relating to the Women for Independence group. She pleaded guilty was convicted and jailed, but later had the conviction quashed. *She still faces trial for embezzlement.
7. SNP*coverup over the Covid outbreak connected with Nike in Edinburgh
8. SNP Government involved in clinical waste storage scandal
9. SNP MPs Chris Law, Ian Blackford and Brendan O’Hara had expenses claims totally £760,000 from the UK Parliament. They were the three with the highest claims out of all MPs.
10. Ian Blackford made a 600 mile trip to Skye while complaining about Dominic Cummings making a trip to Durham.
11. Scottish businesses complain that they don't get as much in furlough as colleagues in other parts of the UK
12. SNP have been criticised for failing to pass on money received to help Scottish businesses.
13. Proportionally more elderly Scots died in care homes than anywhere else in UK due to SNP incompetence when it sent sick elderly people from hospitals to care homes. The report looking at this action has been delayed
14. Students were unnecessarily sent back to campuses across Scotland leading to an increase in Covid cases plus students being imprisoned in their halls of residence.
15. Mark John Kerr SNP member of North Lanarkshire Council was charged with sexual abuse.
16. Ian Blackford made an 88-mile round trip at the height of lockdown to visit Broadford hospital. He wasn’t ill and didn’t need to go.
17. Peter Murrell although SNP chief executive knows nothing about what the leader of the SNP says or does nor what goes on in his own house. Sturgeon know just as little about him.
18. SNP claimed EU left a light on for Scotland, but it was the SNP that paid for the stunt
19. Linda Fabiani*SNP MSP telling Linda Evans “I am afraid that I am becoming uncomfortable” with questions and answers at the Salmond Inquiry.
20. SNP spent 9 million on laptops for needy school children, but didn’t give them out.
21. SNP appointed Chief Medical Officer for Scotland*Catherine Calderwood*visited her second home despite telling everyone else not to do so.
22. SNP had plans to suspend jury trials during Covid until an outcry made them change their minds
23. Neale Hanvey suspended by SNP for using anti-Semitic language later readmitted
24. Aberdeen*locked down in August, but Glasgow not locked down later despite having many more cases.
25. Angus Robertson looking forward to the death of elderly No voters. Not a good look when the SNP are responsible for care homes.
26. Nicola Sturgeon’s perfect hair that we are supposed to believe she did all by herself even the back
27. Steven Bonnar SNP MP charged over a street disturbance
28. A spreadsheet error delayed the opening of Edinburgh’s Sick Kids hospital. The Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Glasgow was also affected by SNP incompetence in running healthcare in Scotland.
29. SNP are not much better at building bridges as Queensferry crossing is closed because of falling ice shards.
30. John Mason compared IRA murderers to ANC freedom fighters.
31.*John Mason refuses to represent unionists.
32. Alyn Smith SNP MP tells people they are on an SNP naughty step database.
33.*Alex Wilson SNP councillor got together with his wife when he was twenty and she was thirteen.
34.*Angus MacNeil charged the taxpayer for the cost of his hotel when entertaining his mistress
35. Angus MacNeil had three in a bed sex with 17 and 18 year old girls
36. Stuart Hosie stepped down after revelations about his extra marital affair
37. There is rumoured to be a super injunction taken out by a senior SNP politician about something we are not allowed to talk about.
38.*Scotland*keeps falling down the world’s educational league tables
39. Mark MacDonald SNP MSP suspended by party after admitting his inappropriate behaviour caused a woman considerable distress
40. Frank Anderson SNP councillor suspended for sharing an anti-Semitic blog
41. Michelle Thomson withdrew herself from the SNP whip over police investigations into fraud. The case was later dropped.
42. *KennyMaclaren SNP councillor suspended for book burning.
43. Former SNP MP Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh was found guilty of professional misconduct and fined £3000.
44. Lewis Ritchie SNP councillor suspended over an alleged fracas at the SNP party conference
45. *Donnie Kerr SNP councillor suspended for describing a colleague as a “stupid bitch” during a meeting.
46. Alex Salmond accused of sexual assault and attempted rape. He was acquitted. He did admit to having consensual sex.
47. Alex Salmond accused of bullying members of staff.
48. There was allegedly a policy of not allowing female workers to be alone with Alex Salmond.
49. Nicola Sturgeon has been accused of failing to cooperate with the Salmond inquiry. Is this because there is something damaging about what she knew during the independence referendum in 2014 or is it for another reason?
50. Peter Murrell has been accused of obstructing the Salmond inquiry. What is he trying to hide? Why does he need a law firm to help him keep his secrets?
51. Humza Yousaf SNP MSP and Transport Minister was caught driving without insurance.
52. Joan McAlpine used public money to pay her lover’s wife to take photographs
53.*Nicola Sturgeon loses £10 Billion deal with China after the Chinese described the negotiations as a Scottish shambles.
54. Sandra White made an anti-Semitic retweet. She said she did so accidentally
55. Alex Salmond spent £20,000 of taxpayer’s money trying to hide EU legal advice that did not exist
56. Susan Aitken SNP Glasgow Council leader accused of nepotism after husband’s company allowed to rent property for £1 a year
57. Elspeth Kerr Glenn Elder and Russell Robertson SNP councillors resigned the whip due to intimidation and bullying
58. Eva Bolander SNP Lord Provost of Glasgow resigned over £8000 expenses used to buy clothes, shoes and beauty products.
59. Susan Aitken accused of misuse of expenses involving taxis.
60. SNP MP Alyn Smith called for black and disabled representatives to be removed from the SNP’s ruling body because they hindered the push for independence.
61. Susan Aitken reported to watchdog over sectarian smear. She claimed it was a joke
62. David McDonald and Susan Aitken reported to Commissioner for Ethical Standards in Public Life in Scotland over alleged bias.
63.*Nicola Sturgeon gave a character reference to a convicted fraudster Abdul Rauf.
64.*Lisa Cameron opposes the sale of council houses but buys ex council properties to form a £630,000 property portfolio.
65.*Chris Law breached advertising rules on his property website.
66.*Chris Law investigated over his tax affairs and property interests.
67.*Ash Denham handed thousands of pounds to former employees in compensation. Some ex-employees signed gagging clauses.
68.*Corri Wilson accused of nepotism after employing both her son and her daughter after being elected an MP
69. Paul Monaghan apologised after posting an anti-Semitic tweet
70.* Gillian Martin sacked by Sturgeon before starting job as Minister for Education due to online slurs about Jews and black people
71. SNP spent more on a by election in Shetland than they did on the EU referendum. Perhaps they wanted Remain to lose.
72. Craig Melville a Dundee councillor found guilty of sending racist text messages.
73. Dave Doogan an SNP councillor made anti-English comments involving red-coats and quislings.
74. SNP figures involved in a Game of Thrones style feud in Dundee.
75. Chris Law accused of humiliating local councillor Roisin Smith while she worked in his constituency office
76. Jeane Freeman offers to help Angela Haggerty with her Asda shopping in the midst of the Covid crisis.
77. Chris Cullen accused of making IRA jibes.
78. Brendan O’Hara used sectarian language calling Rangers supporters Huns
79. Humza Yousaf deletes tweet mourning the death of gangland figure Omer Sadiq
80.* Bill Walker MSP jailed for 12 months for domestic abuse
81. Hannah Bardell refuses to apologise after playing football in the House of Commons
82. Hannah Bardell writes in 2015 about Alex Salmond “I cannot think of anyone who has done more to help women, and men, to progress under his guidance.”
83. Mhairi Black becomes the first MP in history to use the C word in Parliament
84. Ian Blackford is accused of making the last few months of Charles Kennedy’s life a misery.
86. Steven Bonnar gets involved in a street clash over a Celtic flag
*87. Alan Brown becomes the first MP to use the phrase “Get it up ye” in Parliament. Hansard asks for a translator.
88. Douglas Chapman gloats about English Covid deaths
89 SNP described as Scottish Nookie Party after councillor Keith Robertson’s wife is a hooker
90 Serena Cowdy joked about MP Stewart Hosie having trysts with her in his M&S Y fronts. He also shared her with MP Angus MacNeil, but his underwear or lack of it is not described.
91.* MSP Kenny Gibson was involved in a complicated love triangle with MP wife Patricia Gibson and a married party aide.
92. Patricia Gibson fell asleep in the Commons but denied it.
93. Peter Grant apologised after writing “Jacob is a Catholic Brexiteer. On Fridays he only sells out fishermen.”*
94. Mhairi Black was heard to say, “It took every fibre in my being not to put the nut on every one of them,” Apparently Mhairi wished to remake Kill Bill in a Tartan jumpsuit armed only with her head
94. Alyn Smith apologised after describing the Brexit Party as a money laundering front.
95. Jordan Henderson Alyn Smith’s partner abused SNP women because they disagreed with him
96. Alex Salmond was allegedly involved in sexual misconduct at Edinburgh Airport in 2008, but no one in the SNP knew anything whatsoever about there being any similar allegations during the independence referendum campaign.
97. Angus Robertson allegedly knew about the incident at Edinburgh Airport, but he didn't tell anyone else because no one knew about Salmond's alleged reputation in 2014.*
98 Nicola Sturgeon has struggles with basic pronunciation. She thinks the word “Ferrier” is pronounced “Covid”. F is fuh Nicola. C is cuh.
99. Nicola Sturgeon dogwhistles about closing the border with England then says “nothing to do with me” when Scottish nationalists dressed up like the cast of Chernobyl take her at her word.
100. Peter Murrell sends texts about opening a second front against Salmond, which rather confirms Salmond’s claim that there was a political conspiracy against him.
101.*Alex Salmond promised to “we’d either have Theresa May or Nicola Sturgeon or Ruth Davidson or Melania Trump, but I couldn’t make any of these wonderful women come” The joke is even worse now.
102.*Alex Salmond is asked to provide details of spending £467,000 on a trip to Ryder cup. Surely his tartan trousers couldn't have cost that much.
103. Nicola Sturgeon claims to have failed to tell MSPs about a meeting with Alex Salmond dealing with alleged sexual misconduct because she had forgotten about it. The dog had also eat her* homework.*
104. SNP cashed in on Covid by selling face masks with the SNP logo on them. Apparently upside down odal runes ward off Covid germs.*
105. STV clip of children praising Nicola Sturgeon is compared to North Korea. Of course no one from the SNP contacted STV to ask them to make the clip.
106.*Yen Hongmei Jin Scotland's only Chinese councillor quits the SNP because of racism and bullying.*
107.**Julie McAnulty SNP councillor and Holyrood candidate is suspended after saying "get the p*kis out the party"
108.**Paul Monaghan told a racist cybernat to keep it up.*
109. Nicola Sturgeon breaks social distancing rules in Holyrood but locks down the rest of Scotland
110.**James Dornan*and Fergal Dalton pose in front of a banned Irish republican terrorist group's flag
111.*Moira Shemilt accused of anti-English xenophobia in online rant.*
112. Derek Mackay boasted about chairing the SNP conference while drunk and was banned from attending the karaoke. This was not on account of his singing.*
113.*Michael Matheson loaned Prestwick Airport £43 million, but has no idea if he will get the money back.
114. Angus Robertson claimed £400 in expenses*for a home cinema system. He claimed that the DVD player was bought to catch up on political programmes and that he used the fact that it also had a build in radio.
115.*Alex MacLeod fiddled his election expenses*and flouted a court order handed down for the offence.*
116. Jennifer Robertson, wife of Angus, goes into business* setting up Spey Media with the disgraced Alex MacLeod
117. Pete Wishart claimed twice for the rental of the same flat on his expenses,*but claims it was all due to faulty paperwork.*
118. Jeane Freeman claimed to work 376 days in one year.
119. Stewart Maxwell gets job with state owned company which required local and national political connections after giving up job as MSP leading to questions being raised about lobbying.*
120. Peter Murrell said that he never asked his wife Nicola Sturgeon what her meeting with Alex Salmond was about. He also had no knowledge of how the complaints against Salmond were investigated by the Scottish Government.*
121.*Joanna Cherry falsely accused*nurse Claire Austin of being married to a Tory after the nurse confronted Nicola Sturgeon on TV. Cherry later apologised
122.*Joanna Cherry criticised Emily Thornberry for missing a vote when Thornberry was visiting her child in hospital.*
123. SNP allegedly gagged journalist Stephen Daisley when he worked for STV
124 Nick Robinson required a body guard to do his work due to Scottish nationalists
125. Sarah Smith grovels in apology over the suggestion that Nicola Sturgeon was enjoying setting her own rules over Covid. Not that there was any pressure put on her.
126.*Devi Sridhar hints at disagreement with Sturgeon, but a little later says she is completely aligned*with her. Ruth Davidson suspects the use of a hair drying in the background. Afterwards Ms Sridhar goes native by accusing "unionists" of being anti-Scottish.
127. Lewis Ritchie arrested and charged over alleged sexual offences in Edinburgh and Glasgow.
128. Jim Sillars claimed that Alex Salmond had shown him evidence that the allegations against Salmond were a political set up.*
129.**Ashten Regan-Denham used her maiden speech at Holyrood to state that education was not a commodity*to be bought and sold, but she sends her own children to a fee paying private school.
130. Alex Salmond put pressure on St Andrews University head Louise Richardson over independence. She was urged to issue a statement praising the Scottish Government.
131. Imtiaz Majid lied in court in an attempt to get a divorce on the cheap but got a £50,000 bill instead.
132. Caroline Stephen had her £4000 council tax debt paid off by a colleague so she could take part in a budge vote.*
133. Gregor Murray was suspended for two months as a councillor over derogatory remarks.*
134. David Linden is unable to speak English in the House of Commons
135. David Linden is perhaps the first MP to use the word "cr*p" in the House of Commons, but withdraws it
136. Kenny MacAskill believes there were dark forces at work in the Salmond trial.
137. Pete Wishart suggests ways to break the law if he doesn't get his way. Isn't failing to take No for an answer the route of nearly all of the SNP's scandals?
138. Joanna Cherry wants the SNP to investigate ways of breaking the law. It's an odd look for a QC. Why should the rest of us obey the law?
139.**Natalie McGarry agreed to pay £10,000 to charity for falsely calling a unionist a Holocaust denier.*
140.*Anne McLaughlin claims her Rastafarian*boyfriend is being denied his human right to smoke cannabis. He is also employed*by her.*
141. Derek MacKay is still claiming expenses*for a second home despite not voting.
142. SNP tried to block the newspaper that reported the Derek Mackay texting scandal. What other stories has the SNP successfully blocked?
143. Margaret Ferrier went to church while ill with Covid putting the lives of elderly church goers at risk.*
144. SNP were warned about allegations of domestic abuse against Bill Walker three years before he was elected
145. Douglas Chapman claims that the "moral code was very different" when Bill Walker was beating his wife.*
146. SNP condemn the decision to open the files on Arthur Donaldson founder of the SNP who was interned during World War II for supporting the Germans.
147. Tommy Shepherd says old people dying will reignite the independence campaign.*
148. Alex Salmond*blamed "elderly Scots, who were most hostile to leaving the UK, for holding back younger generations and argued that independence is inevitable after they die off."
149. Peter Murrell admits sending texts encouraging the police to take a greater interest in Alex Salmond*
150. Nicola Sturgeon had earlier refused to confirm whether her husband had sent the texts. She said that she was not prepared to answer for other people, but denied obstructing the inquiry.*
I can give press links to everyone of those if required.
Extremely interested in hearing your thoughts are you've read that lot.
In fact I'm looking forward to it..