Lets all do a bit of belly aching

[Made in 1968]

Twats on mobile phones when driving, they just dont give a fuck do they.. Wife dropped me off at work this morning, for half a mile this car in front of use was traveling about 5 mph following the curb. I said to her he's either still pissed or he on the phone. Guess what the phone. Wife was like a woman possessed on the car hooter lol..

[Pigmy Pony]

When waiting at traffic lights the seat height in my Transit gives me a decent view into other cars, and I can tell, looking at the car in front by the attitude of the driver's head that she (it's usually a she) is either texting or gawping at Faecesbook. They often need a blast on the horn to remind them where they are when the lights change. I don't give them a period of grace, just what they call a "New York Minute"

[Marco]

Worst of all are the big-arsed overeaters, who not only move around at half speed, but also rock from side to side like a faulty Weeble, making it impossible to get by. They also have bugger all peripheral vision, either that or they just don't give a shit.

The supermarkets should be encouraging them to get a grip by forcing them to use special trolleys fitted with wing mirrors and indicators, and something that bleeps loudly if they try to reverse, but they won't because that would alienate their biggest (literally) customers

I usually find pointing them in the direction of the diet-foods isle ensures a rapid departure!

Marco.

[Marco]

When waiting at traffic lights the seat height in my Transit gives me a decent view into other cars, and I can tell, looking at the car in front by the attitude of the driver's head that she (it's usually a she) is either texting or gawping at Faecesbook. They often need a blast on the horn to remind them where they are when the lights change. I don't give them a period of grace, just what they call a "New York Minute"

Complete idiot zombies/non-entities. They need a right good slap, as does anyone who's *so obsessed* with their smartphones. But the arsewipes who use them like that when driving need locked up for 6 months and banned for 2 years, phones confiscated, plus forced to attend a course of how to behave like a sentient human being, as opposed to a brainwashed robot.

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

I usually find pointing them in the direction of the diet-foods isle ensures a rapid departure!

Marco.

Well what passes for "rapid" in Fatworld. It's not like they don't get any encouragement, the aisle-space around the products at our Morrisons' fruit & veg area would allow two wide loads to pass with ease

Maybe greatly reducing the aisle width round the biscuits and cake areas would be helpful.

[Pigmy Pony]

Complete idiot zombies/non-entities. They need a right good slap, as does anyone who's *so obsessed* with their smartphones. But the arsewipes who use them like that when driving need locked up for 6 months and banned for 2 years, phones confiscated, plus forced to attend a course of how to behave like a sentient human being, as opposed to a brainwashed robot.

Marco.

I know the laws have got tougher, and some are getting the message, but for some nothing short of vehicular death will stop them. Which I'm fine with, it's the innocents that get caught up in it I feel sorry for

[Marco]

Indeed... A cull on all the iZombie morons would be very desirable. How would you suggest it should be organised?

Although I'd love to know *exactly* what breeds them in the first place......

Marco.

[Marco]

Maybe greatly reducing the aisle width round the biscuits and cake areas would be helpful.

And if the store sells clothes, keep the 'females', with arses the size of buses, WELL away from the leggings!!

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Problem is with the leggings' material - they're just too stretchy, enabling anyone to fit into them. Talk about putting ten pounds of shit into a five pound bag I wonder if a device could be fitted into the waistband, which bleeps loudly when they are stretched past a certain point. The embarrassment of walking round in bleeping leggings may encourage these chunky gals to make better wardrobe choices.

[Frazeur1]

I would much rather have a gal with a bit of meat on the bones than these woman that resemble skeletons who think they are so hot, no thanks! Certainly there are also plenty of over weight, slobby guys out there as well! Usually in their nasty stinky sweatpants. Goes all ways I guess.