Lol, cheers, Gary. Sadly, you'd probably hate her even more if you saw what she's really capable of! As nice as the garland is, that stuff for her is a piece of piss, and she does it for fun

She's got a degree in textile/fashion design, so can use a loom to weave her own cloth, then dye it and make various types of clothes from the resultant fabric, shirts, jackets, trousers, skirts - you name it. She's also designed and made wedding dresses from scratch using her own patterns, and won competitions for knitwear.

And that's not even how she earns a living.... She's a GCSE English lecturer! Oh, and she can cook 'not bad', too!

Marco.