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    Despite being desperately poor my parents always took me to the circus - they always sent me back though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Co View Post
    Despite being desperately poor my parents always took me to the circus - they always sent me back though.
    I bet those long funny shoes with the turned up ends and the battered top hat didn't fit you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by walpurgis View Post
    I bet those long funny shoes with the turned up ends and the battered top hat didn't fit you.
    Strangely, all my shoes seem to turn up at the ends after a while, I think I must have some Arab blood in me!

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    "The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!"

    Hi, you uttered the absolute truth of life, the game is becoming harder and harder, we can never win. the option is to leave the desire to win, then we will win everything without contesting for anything ! try for once, will feel the change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Co View Post
    Strangely, all my shoes seem to turn up at the ends after a while, I think I must have some Arab blood in me!
    Shoes of dress variety are getting pointier. I do like nice shoes actually.
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    You had shoes???? We had to walk on our hands when the skin wore off our feet.
    14 to a bed.....a single bed.....with a moth eaten old curtain.
    Our school was 14 miles away and we had to walk it....on hands or feet. Set off at 3 in the morning, got home at 11 at night and had the shit kicked out of us for coming in late.
    They don't know their born.

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    I had to share bed with 11 nimphamaniacs when a teenager. Stunted my growth but gave me a love of fine socks and footwear.
    Otherwise just go about in the buff
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince View Post
    You had shoes???? We had to walk on our hands when the skin wore off our feet.
    14 to a bed.....a single bed.....with a moth eaten old curtain.
    Our school was 14 miles away and we had to walk it....on hands or feet. Set off at 3 in the morning, got home at 11 at night and had the shit kicked out of us for coming in late.
    They don't know their born.
    We used to envy the moths, at least they had something to eat
    Pining for the fjords? What kind of talk is that? And why did he fall flat on his back the minute I got him home?

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    What....you didn't eat the moths....our only source of protein......along with the Bluebottles and maggots

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    sugar butties ,,crispy bits out the chippy ,,,and dripping all a luxuary ,,and taking a bottle back to van to get the 1/2d back ,until we joined the EU ,, and then we had to take 3 bottles back to get the same amount but it was now called 1/2p ,,

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