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  1. #171
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    Quote Originally Posted by struth View Post
    A huge variety of foods contain complex carbs that we can't fully digest: virtually all beans, most vegetables, and anything with whole grains. For most people, this leads to somewhere between 500 and 1,500 milliliters of gas daily.. thats an average og 10 to 20 farts..(mayo clinical tests)
    Apart from Marco, whose farts are so dense they sometimes just fall to the ground, I would expect most farts to be lighter than air.

    A couple of questions then:

    Would real stinker farts be heavier than benign farts, due to have a larger number of stink molecules?

    How many farts would be required to make an 8Kg cat airborne? I may use the cat for early experiments, as she is better at landing on her feet if it were to go wrong.
    Pining for the fjords? What kind of talk is that? And why did he fall flat on his back the minute I got him home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post

    How many farts would be required to make an 8Kg cat airborne? I may use the cat for early experiments, as she is better at landing on her feet if it were to go wrong.
    Just down put a naked flame to her rear end or it will be woosh, game over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJSki2fly View Post
    Just down put a naked flame to her rear end or it will be woosh, game over.
    Oh no, in the interests of fire safety I would be collecting the farts in yet-to-be-calculated number of balloons, then suspend the cat from a secure harness. I wouldn't want people to think I was ill-treating my pets - my earlier experiments to see how many chillis mashed into the dog's food would cause smoke to issue from his bum never happened, it was actually a malicious rumour...
    Pining for the fjords? What kind of talk is that? And why did he fall flat on his back the minute I got him home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    Apart from Marco, whose farts are so dense they sometimes just fall to the ground, I would expect most farts to be lighter than air.

    A couple of questions then:

    Would real stinker farts be heavier than benign farts, due to have a larger number of stink molecules?

    How many farts would be required to make an 8Kg cat airborne? I may use the cat for early experiments, as she is better at landing on her feet if it were to go wrong.
    Are you sure it's his farts that are dense
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    Quote Originally Posted by Audio Al View Post
    Are you sure it's his farts that are dense
    I really wouldn't want to comment now that he has started his adult literacy classes, and I'm not sure how much of this he would understand. Although I'm told he moves his lips while reading "Nip & Fluff".
    Pining for the fjords? What kind of talk is that? And why did he fall flat on his back the minute I got him home?

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    Nightmare central. Comedy time lol
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    A bit urgent but not bad
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    Morning Insoms , anyone not in the land on nod

    Just home from the worlds worst committee meeting , my god how can people be so thick
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    Everyone must have had a lovely sleep as I have had the place to myself all night
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