The ivy up the side of the house has been going mental, to the point where the Sky signal is coming and going, as the ivy engulfs the dish. So I've just been out with my pruning shears and accidentally pruned the Sky cable. How much of a disaster is this? Or like with ivy, will the pruning of the cable make the signal grow back stronger? Thought not

Where's the best place to get bits now that Maplins is no more? Thursday is double-Emmerdale day, and when Mrs. P gets back I'm as good as dead