Crap Weather For April

[Marco]

Looks like one I deposited this morning.

In reply to your earlier post, yes I was working this morning, but I only left the house at 9am. Monday to Friday it's 6.30am, but I only set off about 8. I like to take my time, and go on here to see what you scamps have been up to overnight

Saturday I get up about the same time even when not working, as I don't like to waste my weekend sleeping. Sunday is the exception, as by then my mind and body are a complete write-off. You'll get no sense out of me on a Sunday.

Didn't think yours were as 'solidly packed'

Working on a Bank Holiday weekend? Perish the thought! Give me your boss' number and I'll have a word....

In terms of "wasting the weekend sleeping", I fully agree, but if you're still asleep (as indeed you should be at such an ungodly hour), you'll be unaware of 'wasting any time'!

I don't wake up naturally until at least 8am - and that's providing I've gone to bed before 11pm. Any later than that, without the intervention of an alarm clock, and I'm unlikely to see what 9am looks like, never mind 6.30am!!

Marco [needs 8-9 hours sleep minimum, in order to function].

[Marco]

Don't blame you - when out and about with Del, mingling with the "great unwashed", the last thing you need is that bint from Flint coming over and shouting "Hey Marco, when you coming back to frame me picture again"

Been caught out too many times before But yes, there are some right 'growlers' around these days... She-males, bereft of femininity, with more testosterone (and certainly facial hair) than me, who live in tracky bottoms, leggings and trainers, swearing like troopers, smoking fags and drinking pints of beer!

Jeremy Kyle has a lot to answer for...

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Been caught out too many times before But yes, there are some right 'growlers' around these days... She-males, bereft of femininity, with more testosterone (and certainly facial hair) than me, who live in tracky bottoms, leggings and trainers, swearing like troopers, smoking fags and drinking pints of beer!

Jeremy Kyle has a lot to answer for...

Marco.

Far be it for me to defend that lollipop-headed little gob-on-legs, but Mr Kyle is just a collator, not the creator.

Looks like "Shemanitis" is a nationwide epidemic, and with this unseasonably warm weather you see some right old sights, and none of them good.

I did a small lock repair job for one such example earlier this week, and she never offered me a brew (not that I would have accepted, I saw the kitchen). Some folk are just too busy to be think of such niceties, but I don't think sharing an extremely smelly spliff in the garden with her son and his HUGE girlfriend counts.

[Marco]

Far be it for me to defend that lollipop-headed little gob-on-legs, but Mr Kyle is just a collator, not the creator.

Yes, but he gives publicity to the chav wastes of space, and their vermin existences, thus makes them feel 'important'!

As I've said before, mongrels breeding mongrels... They should be sterilised at birth.

Looks like "Shemanitis" is a nationwide epidemic, and with this unseasonably warm weather you see some right old sights, and none of them good.

I did a small lock repair job for one such example earlier this week, and she never offered me a brew (not that I would have accepted, I saw the kitchen). Some folk are just too busy to be think of such niceties, but I don't think sharing an extremely smelly spliff in the garden with her son and his HUGE girlfriend counts.

Lol - nice customers you've got! Hey, I guess that their cash is as good as anyone else's... As long as you wash your hands thoroughly after handling it. Their bog must've been too bad to have parked yer botty on, if you resisted the temptation of leaving them 'a wee present'...

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Yes, but he gives publicity to the chav wastes of space, and their vermin existences, thus makes them feel 'important'!



Lol - nice customers you've got! Hey, I guess that their cash is as good as anyone else's... As long as you wash your hands thoroughly after handling it. Their bog must've been too bad to have parked yer botty on, if you resisted the temptation of leaving them 'a wee present'...

Marco.

Ooh, don't get me started on that bog, not when it's nearly teatime!

That particular customer wasn't one of mine - Lancashire Double Glazing (a very big company in Preston) is meeting itself coming back right now, and the head honcho called me last week to ask if I could give them two days a week to do 'remedial' work on their installations. Nice to be wanted! Making me double busy, which is a good thing.

But the customers cover the whole spectrum of humanity it seems. "Spliff Mum" was actually the customer's tenant.

[Marco]

Ooh, don't get me started on that bog, not when it's nearly teatime!

That particular customer wasn't one of mine - Lancashire Double Glazing (a very big company in Preston) is meeting itself coming back right now, and the head honcho called me last week to ask if I could give them two days a week to do 'remedial' work on their installations. Nice to be wanted! Making me double busy, which is a good thing.

But the customers cover the whole spectrum of humanity it seems. "Spliff Mum" was actually the customer's tenant.

Glad you're busy, if that's what you want, but it would be nice to have a classier customer base. I supposed that's not really possible when you're selling UPVC windows!

In terms of the bit in bold, it never ceases to amaze me how seemingly normal folk can happily live in slums. Fair enough if they don't have much money, but at least keep things clean!! Being poor is no excuse for living like a slob

Oh, it's currently 26°C here... Been gardening most of the day, and I'm bloody knackered!

Marco.

[Ninanina]

It's been absolutely gorgeous in Portsmouth today....

Had a pedi first thing then sat in the garden getting my vitamin D top up... I love the heat..

[Barry]

It was too hot to go out midday, but became more bearable around 3 to 4 'o clock.

Went out for a long walk and on the way back popped into a pub for a beer. There wasn't anywhere to sit outside, so had to sit inside. Unfortunately there was a football match being shown on at least a half dozen TVs, and the volume was too loud. Couldn't even loose myself in the crossword as I had forgotten to take a pen with me!

[Ninanina]

It was too hot to go out midday, but became more bearable around 3 to 4 'o clock.

Went out for a long walk and on the way back popped into a pub for a beer. There wasn't anywhere to sit outside, so had to sit inside. Unfortunately there was a football match being shown on at least a half dozen TVs, and the volume was too loud. Couldn't even loose myself in the crossword as I had forgotten to take a pen with me!

Don't you just love the heat tho.. I do ..

[struth]

I like warm, not hot