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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    ...when I went in the showers all the other boys left.
    Yes, but that was because of the previous time, when you had a bad dose of diarrhoea, and that sloppy pile of poo slipped down your legs and landed on the floor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    Sounds like you're blowing your own trumpet!
    Well I have had some notable erections in my youth, but since giving up the landscape gardening I haven't had to put any sheds up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
    Yes, but that was because of the previous time, when you had a bad dose of diarrhoea, and that sloppy pile of poo slipped down your legs and landed on the floor!

    Marco.
    I put that line in on purpose, knowing you'd have something to say! Although I had expected the comment to be a bit more gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Co View Post
    Well I have had some notable erections in my youth, but since giving up the landscape gardening I haven't had to put any sheds up.
    There's a scaffolding firm in Preston, whose truck has got signwritten on the back "Here's Ernie, on his way to another erection". Makes me want to be a scaffolder.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    There's a scaffolding firm in Preston, whose truck has got signwritten on the back "Here's Ernie, on his way to another erection". Makes me want to be a scaffolder.
    Up there with 'you've tried the Cowboys now try the Indians' on Asian electricians van (I'm told).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Co View Post
    Up there with 'you've tried the Cowboys now try the Indians' on Asian electricians van (I'm told).
    Yes we have one of those up here. I also see a van going around that just says 'Ahmed Builders'. Not sure if his surname is 'Meshed' I saw one of his jobs once - Indian he may be, but definitely also a cowboy. Shocking work.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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    That sounds horrific. I had a camera put down the old chap a few years ago and I had a local for that. Got to say I don't even remember the anaesthetic being administered so it can't have been at all painful.

    As for penis enlargements to please the ladies...they do it for their own egos not for the ladies. Most women aren't nearly as bothered about size as men think they are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crackles View Post
    That sounds horrific. I had a camera put down the old chap a few years ago and I had a local for that. Got to say I don't even remember the anaesthetic being administered so it can't have been at all painful.

    As for penis enlargements to please the ladies...they do it for their own egos not for the ladies. Most women aren't nearly as bothered about size as men think they are.

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    A girlfriend of mine in the seventies had a friend who was determined to "save herself" for her wedding day. One day during a spot off 'heavy petting', her boyfriend managed to get started without her noticing - she thought it was still his finger, and went mental when she 'twigged' what was really happening. She told my girlfriend all about it in confidence, who relayed it to me in confidence, and I told anyone who would listen.

    Doubt it did anything for the guy's ego, but it was a cut throat world out there, dog eat cat.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    A girlfriend of mine in the seventies had a friend who was determined to "save herself" for her wedding day. One day during a spot off 'heavy petting', her boyfriend managed to get started without her noticing - she thought it was still his finger, and went mental when she 'twigged' what was really happening. She told my girlfriend all about it in confidence, who relayed it to me in confidence, and I told anyone who would listen.

    Doubt it did anything for the guy's ego, but it was a cut throat world out there, dog eat cat.
    So I take it she didn't marry him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    A girlfriend of mine in the seventies had a friend who was determined to "save herself" for her wedding day. One day during a spot off 'heavy petting', her boyfriend managed to get started without her noticing - she thought it was still his finger, and went mental when she 'twigged' what was really happening. She told my girlfriend all about it in confidence, who relayed it to me in confidence, and I told anyone who would listen.

    Doubt it did anything for the guy's ego, but it was a cut throat world out there, dog eat cat.
    I had a similar experience in the 80's with an ex girlfriend...she wouldn't let me put it in her either....so I asked her If I could poke my finger in her belly button...she said...Oh ok then.....five minutes in...she says.. hang on a minute...that's not my belly button...to whcih I replied...That's not my finger either.....boom boom....
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